24 Food Memes for Women Who Plan to Have a Fed Girl Summer

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    gaz @gazpachomachine this japanese restaurant has a vegan version of their noodles & instead of taking a new photo they just censored out the egg
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    Chef Anthony Thomas @ChefAnthonyDC One reason millennials are the most intelligent generation of all time is because we got free personal pan pizzas to read books Award Certificate You have met your reading goal for the month, and this entitles you to ONE FREE PERSONAL PAN PIZZA, one topping, at any participating Pizza Hut restaurant. This certificate is valid anytime during nor mal business hours, only for the child who has earned the certificate and only when the child is present. ps at all pa
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    Rachel Wenitsky @Rachel Wenitsky every time an actor does an interview about how they gained weight for a role they're like "honestly I just ate absolute nasty disgusting garbage for a month straight" and then they go on to describe my normal diet that I've been eating for 31 years
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    SneezingWithWet Mascara @WetMascara Of course I stay hydrated, carbohydrated.
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    GIRLS SWAG fruiteas :3 @fruiteasart letting him have some peanut butter. not like i was going to eat it anyways. life is too short to not share the bounties with creatures smaller than i. maybe best day of his life.
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    Maggie? Winters? @saggiesplinters well well well if it isn't the one ingredient I already had for a recipe so I went out and bought 8 more things for it and then I waited a few days and now that one ingredient went bad
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    Me at 3am getting myself a little snacky snack: M Butterfinger ILVER INING Lay's Girlzzzclub
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    Simon Holland → @simoncholland My wife just rolled over to me in bed and whispered, "I know it's late but do you want to have cheese toast?" That, my friends, is how you keep the romance alive.
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    Them: "What do you like to do?" Me: Snap
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    Kim Bongiorno ✪ @LetMeStart I just realized that my four main food groups are bagel, Mexican food, Asian foods, and cookie.
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    No one: Me at 2am: "I hope this will be enough.... Co UH OH
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    Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau Turns out you can just buy a birthday cake anytime and eat it yourself. Nobody checks.
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    "Staying home saves money." Me: Girlzzzclub TH さい Wow, now that's a gift ZW
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    ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl I'm an old millennial which means until yesterday I thought granola was a Health Food
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    7am: my body is a temple COLLAGEN 7pm: the temple is closed REFRESHING TASTE RECLOSEABLE Nerds Gummy Clusters BEN&JERRY'S 802 rainbow Half Baked
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    Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone verhere I identify heavily with the seagull because if I was gifted the miracle of flight, I too would probably just use it to steal French fries all day long
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    me when i'm hungry / me after i eat GIRLY ZAR
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    wheeloffortune-design I used to work in a little market and we had to cut blocks of cheese in approximately 1lb cubes. To this day, 1lb = 1 block of feta cheese, in my head. My gym trainer was talking about guys lifting up to 1000 lbs. 'That's a lot of cheese,' I said. 'What.'
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    Me when someone asks: "are you gonna finish all that?!" Well duhhhhh
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    Ashlee Latimer @ALNL What was the "celebration restaurant" your family ate at when you were a child that you didn't realize was not, in fact, a 5-star establishment until you became an adult? Ours was CiCi's Pizza.
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    ellie schnitt! ❤ @holy_schnitt remember when cupcakes had this huge moment in like 2010 and cupcake shops opened everywhere and you couldn't get normal desserts anywhere u had to eat gigantic dry cupcakes that were $15 each
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    Gio @Temple_gio a scooby doo zombie island sandwich would fix me
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    Connor McLaughlin @_ConnorM Whoever invented the idea of Garlic bread should have their face printed on every single bank note in the world and have a bank holiday made for them to celebrate such a creation
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    Paige Kellerman ⭑ @PaigeKellerman Look, you're just gonna have to wait for this parking space. I'm unloading all my groceries and picking which one gets to ride up front as my special little treat.

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