22-year-old college grad finds herself living alone with her 52-year-old mom’s ex-boyfriend, forced into the role of reluctant housekeeper for a man who refuses to leave: ‘I’m pretty weirded out by the situation’

Listen, I'm not here to judge. I've witnessed some bizarre roommate arrangements in my time, but this one? This one takes the off-brand cake. Having a fifty-something Steven permanently superglued to your living room couch is weird enough, but if Steven were at least still lovingly glued to your mom, that would be an entirely different, still cringey, but thematically consistent, flavor of awkward. 

Instead, what this girl landed in is the uncanny valley of domestic limbo, where Steven isn't her stepdad, isn't her roommate by choice, and definitely isn't the guy who remembers where the vacuum lives. Because Steven and Mom broke up, but he just… stays. Like a haunted recliner. Like a sitcom character who missed his series finale.

Steven's main hobbies are marathon TV viewings and narrating the worst pet stories while you try to eat. Household cleanliness is a concept he recognizes the way a cat recognizes algebra. And the woman's mother, meanwhile, has peaced out to play Best Daughter at Grandma's, leaving her to star in Full (of Steven) House.

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