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Meanwhile, your formerly respectable apartment now resembles the aftermath of a home alone sequel: dirty socks hanging on furniture, dirty dishes forming a crust in the sink, ashtrays appearing in unlikely places. They treat weekday nights as an endless music festival and toss building rules to the wind, just to keep the neighbors entertained.
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"AITA for wanting my friends who are on vacation and staying with me, to leave already?"
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Friendship may mean opening your home, but it does not require volunteering as head counselor at Camp Disrespectful. Sometimes the best gift you can give yourself and your guests is a one-way ticket to Airbnb.
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‘They said they only needed to stay at my place for 2-3 nights, I want them to leave ASAP’: Two buddies turn a quick couch-crash into an endless takeover, trashing their friend's 1-bedroom apartment and ignoring every house rule
We all have pals who think crashing for a couple of nights is a magical phrase that suspends all laws of hospitality, hygiene, and common decency.
You open your home out of generosity, lending your couch and a bouncy rectangle of air masquerading as a mattress. Next thing you know, your apartment has become a budget hostel with the world's worst Yelp reviews, featuring a bonus cameo by their mystery friend who treats your living room like his personal locker room.
The script is familiar. Promised two or three nights, you now find yourself deep into an unsanctioned squatters' festival. Every morning brings a new excuse for their extended stay: mysterious car trouble, sudden "can't miss" city expeditions, or other sorts of emergencies only cured by another night on your floor.
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