Captain Kangaroo's Conductor Hat
Don't check your watch to see if the train's on time, buy the hat of someone who probably never drove one!
350 Hawaiian Shirts!
Why buy ONE dumb ol' watch when you can get 350 dumb ol' shirts? Do the math!
Diamond-Studded, Dragon-Tiger, Boot-Cut, Distressed Jeans
Even gold Apple Watch buyers have to put their hideous pants on one leg at a time.
Agent Smith's Sunglasses from The Matrix
If only there was a way to make Siri respond to "Mr. Anderson"...
A Stegosaurus Beanie Baby
I knew dinosaurs were rare, but this guy (creatively named "Steg") must be the last of his kind.
Serenity Pod Bed
I think they made a typo. It should probably read "Claustrophobic Pod Nightmare."
203 Simpsons Tattoos
All the REAL fans are getting them.
You only have 197?
You must not like The Simpsons very much.