7 Things to Buy Instead of a $10,000 Gold Apple Watch

  • 1

    Captain Kangaroo's Conductor Hat

    Cheezburger Image 8460219904
    Don't check your watch to see if the train's on time, buy the hat of someone who probably never drove one!
  • Advertisement
  • 2

    350 Hawaiian Shirts!

    Cheezburger Image 8460222976
    Why buy ONE dumb ol' watch when you can get 350 dumb ol' shirts? Do the math!
  • 3

    Diamond-Studded, Dragon-Tiger, Boot-Cut, Distressed Jeans

    Cheezburger Image 8460229120
    Even gold Apple Watch buyers have to put their hideous pants on one leg at a time.
  • 4

    Agent Smith's Sunglasses from The Matrix

    Cheezburger Image 8460233728
    If only there was a way to make Siri respond to "Mr. Anderson"...
  • Advertisement
  • 5

    A Stegosaurus Beanie Baby

    Cheezburger Image 8460242432
    I knew dinosaurs were rare, but this guy (creatively named "Steg") must be the last of his kind.
  • 6

    Serenity Pod Bed

    Cheezburger Image 8460246272
    I think they made a typo. It should probably read "Claustrophobic Pod Nightmare."
  • 7

    203 Simpsons Tattoos

    Cheezburger Image 8460257792
    All the REAL fans are getting them.
    What's that?
    You only have 197?
    You must not like The Simpsons very much.


Next on WIN!

Scroll down for the next article



Hot Today