The House of Cards Guide to Hacking

House of Cards hacker Gavin Orsay, played by Jimmi Simpson had a pretty rough season. We won't spoil anything in the newest season but it's pretty bleak.
Maybe it's because he lost his mojo in the second season.
Maybe it's due to him being a terrible hacker.
Regardless, we put together all the top tips he had to teach us in order to lead a long, successful hacking lifestyle.

01
Find yourself a partner in crime

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You'll need it to establish the perfect hacker life of comfort and contentment.
02
Talk to yourself. Just like, all the time.

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Sure, Cashew cares. I guess.
03
If the FBI hires you, just hack more!

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Ah yes. A business suit. The perfect camouflage.
04
Spend as much time as you need brooding and looking wistful.

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Hours, days, whatever you need.
05
Create your own coding language

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Just get him a sandwich, already. He's just going to keep scripting it.
06
Never, ever high-five

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Oops, wrong show.
07
Always use a creepy, talking bird to deliver messages

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Surely there are easier, more efficient ways than animating and voicing CG Bosch figures on hacked iPads.
08
Sit back and enjoy your #HackedLove

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Or brooding wistfulness. I can never tell.