HOA files multiple complaints about visible trash cans, so homeowner maliciously complies by turning theirs into a decorative bush: '[He] apparently walked right past my trash bush and didn't notice'

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  • "HOA Said My Trash Cans Had to Be ‘Out of Sight’ at All Times."

    So this happened last summer, and I still chuckle about it. I live in a pretty cookie- cutter suburban neighborhood with a notoriously annoying HOA. They're the kind of
  • people who will measure the height of your grass and fine you $50 if it's "over regulation." Now, I've always kept my property neat, but we had this one board member, Rick, who took his job way too seriously. He'd
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  • do these random patrols around the neighborhood, taking photos of violations like some kind of parking lot vigilante. One day I get a notice in the mail: “TRASH CANS
  • VISIBLE FROM THE STREET - MUST BE KEPT OUT OF SIGHT AT ALL TIMES." Mind you, I kept mine at the side of my house, next to my fence. Not on the curb, not in the front
  • yard-just barely visible if you were really trying. But apparently, that was too much for Rick. I called to ask for clarification. I asked, "You mean just not on the curb except on trash day,
  • right?" "No," Rick said. "They must not be visible from the street at all, regardless of where they're stored." Alright, Rick. If it's total invisibility you want... cue malicious compliance.
  • I went online and bought a giant trash can-shaped cover that looks like a hedge. Yes, they exist. It's basically a fabric wrap with printed shrubbery on it. Then I placed it exactly where it was before-side
  • of my house, slightly visible-but now camouflaged to look like a bush. About a week later, I get another note. But this time? It was a thank-you from the HOA
  • for "taking initiative to beautify my property." Rick apparently walked right past my "trash bush" and didn't even notice it. I left it there for months. Eventually, Rick must've
  • caught on because I saw him stop his car, back up, and just stare at it. He never said a word. But the rules say "not visible," and, well... if he can't tell it's a trash can, then it isn't, right?
  • Sometimes, playing by the rules is the most fun you can have.
  • Awhile9722 Should have been a trash can cover made to look like a trash can
  • Fyler1 I would never agree to live in an HOA. I don't need some Karen or Carl coming by fining me for some "regulation" of section 6 clause 12b. Sheesh
  • DiligentCockroach 700 I must say that as a British who lives in the UK, we don't have anything even resembling HOAs over here, I find these organizations rather preposterous! How did they ever come into being?
  • SparkleSelkie Every story on here about an HOA further convinces me that I would go absolutely feral living with one
  • great_extension Considering this is malicious compliance, I honestly expected them to stay on the kerb, but have the bush camouflage placed over them so they're not visible anymore.
  • MithHeruEnLisyul Aren't HOAs run by the owners? And issues are decided by vote? That's how my HOA works. Most
  • people don't get involved because these things are mindnumbingly boring. If enough people cared the idiotic rules would not exist maybe?
  • -DethLok- I would have wondered how the garbage truck was going to collect trash cans if they were 'not visible from the street at all times'.
  • Where would you put them out for collection if they had to be not visible from the street at all times?
  • ThirtyMileSniper How did any of you get. trash collected if no one can ever see the cans?
  • Just pointing out the abject absurdity of his position. You could have stalked his house and got your own photos.

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