21 Motherhood Tweets That Capture the Trials and Tribulations of Raising Tykes and Tots (June 5, 2025)

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Briana Viser • Writer and Editor
Jun 5, 2025 2:00 PM EDT

Hey there mother's and father's of the universe. Being a mother comes with a slew of responsibilities that you can never begin to expect until you actually have a child. One of the responsibilities is the fact that you're supposed to sacrifice everything for this little potato without any tangible appreciation! Mother's get all the slack, and I would imagine it becomes more and more difficult to continue to give it your all when no one is even thanking you. 
The ins and outs of parenting can affect us in ways we never predicted. Of course, no one should become a parent for the sake of praise, but in the moment it can be different. From screaming babies and changing diapers to dressing them for school that they detest going to, your life is certainly a whirlwind.

For mothers who are on their last question of "why" from their child, their last question of "where" from their husband, and their last confusion about why they decided to get married and have children, these hilarious motherhood tweets are for you. Enjoy them before your 5th mental breakdown in the bathroom of the day. 

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    I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids My 7yo told us she had a dream that she came downstairs late last night and saw us eating cake and omg I can't believe that actually worked >
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  • There's nothing like harboring resentment about being a mother slaving away and exhausted on the daily, and releasing all of that tension in some self-deprecating mom humor from tweets that are all too relatable.  

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    I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids I hate it when I make breakfast and then my family also wants lunch and dinner on that same day
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    < I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids When my 7yo gets mad at us she goes to her room and scream-sings angsty made up songs and I wonder if this is how Alanis got her start too >
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    < I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids I asked my 7yo why she's so cranky and she said "I just have a lot on my plate right now" at which point my 10yo literally took a fry off her plate and that was not the right move >
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    160 I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids My husband and I were discussing whether we wanted another kid but decided 1 was enough. We just need to figure out what to do with the other one now >
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    I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids Find me someone more helpless than a parent who is fully clothed with a kid who refuses to get out of the pool 65 68
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    I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids My kid does an amazing old lady impression with a toothless grin, a pretend cane, a bent posture and says in her old lady voice "I was born in 1983"
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    I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids My friend asked for suggestions for something short and dramatic to watch so I offered my 7yo daughter >
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    I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids When I'm feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my sh and just like that, I'm 16 again >
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    I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids It's hard for me to talk about but I was catfished at 21. He said he was a business owner, loved cuddling and musicals My husband: it's called dating. We were dating. Stop making that joke. >
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    I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids My husband was so excited to finally have a kid that shared his love for baseball until the bottom of the 8th when she loudly asked "is this baseball or football?"
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    I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids Starting my own series of unboxing videos, "Unlunchboxing", where every day I will reveal my daughter's untouched lunchbox. and cry into it
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    I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids Kids should come with a "skip intro" button for their stories <
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    I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids My kids and I play this fun game where I wake up early to enjoy a coffee alone and they wake up earlier to make sure that I don't
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    I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids I folded a slice of pizza in half and ate it and my 7yo said “mommy only ate half a piece of pizza" and with those math skills she will always be my favourite child
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    I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids Note to parents: asking your teen to check if a package arrived does not imply they ihidefrommykids should also bring it inside. I know this now. 10:52 AM 2025-04-28 1.9M Views 199 1.3K 68K ☐ 1.8K ]
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    I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids My 7yo says "trust me” a lot for someone who lies about wearing underwear >
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    I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids That time when the kids are in bed, dinner is cleaned, and you can just sit and relax is like the best 20 seconds of a mom's day >
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    I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids 600 I called the family for dinner and no one came so I ate a hot meal in absolute peace omg you guys food actually tastes like stuff >
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    I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids My husband broke his hand so I opened the pickle jar for him. He said "thanks". I said "it's no big dill". Then I put the mostly empty dip back in the fridge and stood in front of the drawer he needed. >
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