20 Dad Jokes to Share with the Old Man on Father's Day

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Ben Weiss • Writer and Editor
Jun 11, 2025 2:00 PM EDT

As Father's Day approaches, it's time to celebrate your old man by embracing his sense of humor. Look, there is a time and a place for the vast majority of dad jokes. Ideally, these jokes aren't told in public or in mixed company, as they are bound to earn a cringeworthy response from everyone else at the table. 

That being said, every once in a while, a dad joke comes along that genuinely gets a laugh out of you, or at the very least, a stifled smile or guffaw. Perhaps you don't want to acknowledge that your dear old dad managed to succeed with that one, but you can't suppress your laughter. That's why dads give dad jokes in the first place. They know their batting average isn't great, but once in a while, the joke is so cheesy, so silly, and "so bad it's good" that it works in the end.

Keep scrolling below for this collection of dad jokes. Feel free to share these with your own dad this weekend or to share some jokes of your own in the comments section below!

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    DAD
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  • 02
    If I have twin daughters, I'll name one Kate. And I'll name the other Duplikate.
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    A pregnant woman is in the hospital and she starts screaming, "Couldn't, wouldn't, don't, won't!" The nurse asked the doctor, "Is she losing her mind?" The doctor replied, "No, those are just contractions."
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    What do you call a man who lost his phone? You don't call him
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  • 05
    Bald Dating is a dating app for bald people that's completely free. You don't have toupee.
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  • 06
    What do you call one hundred baby sheep rolling down a hill? A lambslide
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    Which demographic buys the most barbies? Australian fathers
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    What do you call a moose with no name? Anonymoose
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    Lance is a very uncommon name nowadays Back in medieval times, people were called Lance a lot.
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    A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says "wow, I've never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?" "Pop", goes the weasel.
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    Yesterday I saw a police officer wearing a pilots uniform I thought it was a bit odd. Then I realised he was one of those plane clothes cops.
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    fa.ther (fa'ther) n. 1. Protector, teacher and encourager. 2. Picks you up when you fall, brushes off and lets you try again. you (See also: banker, hero, playmate, coach.)
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  • The funny thing about dad jokes is that you detest them until the day you realize you made one yourself. Perhaps you've become your parent… as most of us do, whether we like it or not. If you have found yourself leaning more and more into your dad phase, do not despair. There's a whole bunch of dads just waiting to hear your dad jokes so they can recycle them for their own respective families! 

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    Why do people in the military wear uniforms? To minimalize casual tees.
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    Airport police say that the number of people smuggling helium balloons in their luggage is under control. But cases continue to rise.
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  • 15
    Why do nuns fidget with their necklaces? Because they're feeling a little cross.
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    What did the body wash say to the guy entering the shower? Hi, Gene!
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    I really hate jokes about wells, so please don't tell anymore of them... You dig?
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  • 18
    What do you call a guy with no shins? Tony
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  • 19
    My niece calls me Ankle I call her my knees.
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    There is a fine line between a denominator and a numerator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
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  • 21
    My dad always said he got his best sleep on public transportation Great guy, terrible bus driver.
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    What is the most common cliffhanger on Reddit? [removed]
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