Women reveal what really happened when they dated men who’ve always been single: 'The results here are either marriage or them turning out to be complete weirdos, no in between'

In the world of dating apps where you can meet someone, analyze their Spotify anthem, and decide their fate all within 30 seconds, apps like Hinge claims to be "designed to be deleted." Cute in theory, until you realize the algorithm seems to think you're only compatible with men who list "5'11" (but 6'0 in shoes)" and have a suspicious number of fish photos.

Eventually, you may opt for the old-school approach: meeting someone in real life. Maybe it's at a friend's party or a painfully long wedding weekend, and you actually vibe. But what would you do if he casually drops that he's never had a girlfriend? Like, ever. Is that a green flag or a glaring red one? Depends on the guy. Maybe he's been focused on his career, healing from trauma, or just hasn't met the right person. Or maybe he's emotionally stunted and thinks lifting weights counts as a personality trait.

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