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    This Is How You Make Money on Tinder!

    Selfie - 3G 21:11 30 9 kilometers away Active 19 minutes ago About I'm the brunette! Can arrange an introduction to the blonde for a small finder's fee though!
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  • 02

    Emoji Your Way Into Her Heart

    Text - oo Verizon 11:57 AM 1 85% Reid Mar 11, 2015, 12:55 AM Reid liked your moment Fours Mar 16, 2015, 4:04 PM Mar 16, 2015, 4:43 PM You're too sweet Mar 17, 2015, 2:33 AM # Mar 19, 2015, 11:53 AM 212 Send Message
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  • 03

    Party On!

    Text - ROGERS 3G @ 1 55% 19:42 Done Wayne, 27 3 kilometers away Active 25 minutes ago About Wayne Let me bring you up to speed. I've had plenty of joe jobs. Nothing l'd call a career. Let me put it this way... have an extensive collection of name tags and hairnets. Ok, I still live with my parents, which I admit is bogus and sad, but I've got an amazing cable access show, and I still know how to party. (X
  • 04

    Right to the Point, Sounds Good

    Canidae - 10:04 PM 90% 3G X KDemi ooooo 21 10 miles away Active 2 hours ago About Non-US citizen looking to acquire citizenship Must love books and cats Shared Interests (1)
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  • 05

    Seems Pretty Low Key

    Selfie - oooo Bell @ 1 61% 10:25 AM Done 20 51 kilometers away Active 4 minutes ago About I'm just here to lowkey cheat on my boyfriend. You gotta have a large third (or fourth) leg, you must drive and you must speak to me as though I am an eternal goddess. Buy me drugs and lick my asshole. (X
  • 06

    Can You Elaborate on "the Goodies"

    he wants to kiss your goodies
    via dearpatriarchyf**koff
  • 07

    Why Is The Goat There?

    Product - X O.oo0o |20 9 miles away Active Mar 3, 2015 About Reed College student studying biochemistry and molecular biology. Skills include running on little sleep, obscene humor, and sending grade-A snapchats. I have an eclectic taste in music and I love my friends. On here for sts and the LOLZ and fun(ny) bbz. I beat teen pregnancy bitch!!11 and I may or may not have oral herpes. Woolly bear BESTIALITY

    Congrats on beating teen pregnancy!

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  • 08

    She Seems Picky

    Face - Deep 19 33 miles away Active 5 hours ago About smoke me out & kiss my butt fat queer toad queen
  • 09

    That's Not How Knock Knock Jokes Work

    Product - Messages About Knock knock Mon 22:20 Whose there Mon 22:40 Sit on my face Mon 22:40 Why Mon 22:41
  • 10

    Dude, Some Tacos Don't Have Meat

    Face - o ROGERS 3G @ 1 45% 19:54 Done TRSTAN 24 3 kilometers away Active 3 days ago About 16, I'm Vegetarian, but I'll eat your Taco (X Keating

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