‘Crack in the sidewalk? Kyle gets a phone call': Security workers bombard their new client with safety notifications after he badmouths their work ethic

An overbearing client insulted the efficacy of his new security team, so they decided to prove their work ethic by blowing up his phone notifications with benign updates. As requested, they reported EVERY SINGLE INCIDENT to their new boss, even down to the last crack in the sidewalk. Sometimes, malicious compliance makes our bosses realize their idiocracy, but this story made a man lose his cool and lose hours of sleep over useless security updates. 

Maybe from now on, he'll trust his team's judgement on their usual reports. 

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