Entitled woman mistakes a blazer-wearing passenger for airport staff and starts making demands for an upgrade: ‘This woman in a tracksuit storms up to me dragging 2 suitcases looking like it was the end of her world’

Turns out a navy blazer is all it takes to unlock secret airport powers, apparently. One minute you're just a sleep-deprived traveler hovering near the nearest charging port, the next you're fielding customer complaints like you run the terminal. Enter the tracksuit lady, channeling a mix of desperation and entitlement only delayed flights can inspire, convinced you hold the keys to business class glory. Standing there, phone barely hanging onto three percent, suddenly you're the new customer service intern without pay or perks.

Airports truly bring out a unique cast of characters. All it takes is a hint of "official" clothing for absolutely anyone to think you can fix their life's biggest inconvenience. Some folks treat anyone upright and not in pajamas as secret staff, and any attempt at denial is simply evidence of a deeply rooted airline conspiracy.

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  • Apparently my blazer comes with airline authority

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  • You improvise, play along just enough to see how deep the illusion goes, and then bow out with a straight face and fake resignation,, shift over, expectations zero. No apology, no upgrade, just confusion and an awkward silence where disappointment replaces ambition.

    In the end, the real gate agent arrives, equally tired and equally stuck in the world’s most thankless uniform. Blazer twins in a sea of unclaimed responsibility. Meanwhile, the tracksuit quest for business class upgrades dissolves like a latte left unattended. Moral of the story: at the airport, wear the hoodie. The blazer can only bring you trouble or, at best, free improv lessons.

  • I was at the airport exhausted wearing a navy blazer and standing near the gate counter, just trying to charge my phone.
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  • That's it, no name tag, walkie talkie or any look of competence lol. This woman in a tracksuit storms up to me dragging 2 suitcases looking like it was the end of her world.
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  • "Finally! Someone who can fix this, my seat is by the toilet." At this point I'm confused and say "That's..
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  • unfortunate?" I joke you not she slaps her boarding pass in my hand and asks me to move her to business class because she has some sort of "dis lity" which I couldn't see at all.
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  • I look at the ticket. Economy. Middle seat. “Ma'am, I dont-" And before I could finish she cuts me off.
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  • "Don't play dumb. You people love doing that when you mess up" At this point the actual gate agent walks over.
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  • Similar blazer. Same exhausted posture. Basically my twin with authority. Tracksuit lady spins on her and says "Tell your trainer to fix my seat!" The agent blinks.
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  • "Trainee?" I hand the woman's ticket back and say "Sorry, my shift just ended", then walk toward Starbucks like I'm clocking out of a sitcom As I'm ordering I look back I saw the look on the tracksuit lady's face.
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  • The agent probably told her I didn't work here. She looked completely stunned I'm 90% sure she lost her aura AND her upgrade To this day I still wonder if she really had a dis lity
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  • 2a3b66725 The only thing better would have been to say I'm going back to the office to get this upgraded and then walk away with the boarding pass.
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  • OP cupcaklet LOLL I should have thought of that. Kind of felt bad for her though it looked like she was going through it
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  • Rachel_Silver I got upgraded to first class (from economy) because they had extra seats up there and I had a cast on my ankle. I didn't even ask for it, let alone demand it. That's the crazy thing about people like this. I have a far better customer service experience than they do just by being polite and respectful and having reasonable expectations. More times than I'd like to admit, I've tried to return stuff I bought only to find I've missed the deadline. I'm convinced that taking an attitud
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  • OP cupcaklet That's a good way of thinking about things. And I do think people should adopt your mindset more. But wow, economy to first class without even asking is amazing!!!
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  • parodytx Since when does a dis lity get you a Business Upgrade?
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  • OP cupcaklet Right?? I think it might have been her first time taking the plane
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  • SailingSpark As somebody with an intestinal issue. seating near the toilets is a plus for me.
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  • OP cupcaklet Near yes. Right next to, no
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  • Machiavelli3060 Whenever someone tell me not to play dumb, my instant reaction is to reply, "I'm not playing."
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  • OP cupcaklet Gotta do it with a straight face too
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  • inderu Wouldn't someone with a dis lity want to sit near the toilet so it's less distance to travel when they need to go? P.S. My wife is dis ed and it's always an effort to go to the bathroom on a flight, so she always books an isle seat.
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  • OP cupcaklet I agree. She could have just been a hustler trying to get an upgrade. We can never know nowadays
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  • Ambitious_Ad1734 If she had a dis lity and needed accommodation, she would have brought it up when she purchased the ticket. I'm dis ed. You would never know if I didn't tell you. I'm really good at faking normal so that I don't alarm people or draw unwanted attention.
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  • OP cupcaklet That's what I thought too, and that's why I had a feeling she was just trying to hustle the airline
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  • Feisty-Common-5179 I feel like she thinks she is going through it and if she is it's because she did it to herself.
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  • OP cupcaklet I think she knew what she was trying to do. Cuz she did have one of the worst seats. Middle seat.
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  • Sharp-Ad-9423 Take her boarding pass, tell her "Wait right here. I'll see what I can do." Walk away with her bp and disappear into the crowd.
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  • OP cupcaklet Pretty sure that would've been her tipping point and she would've crashed out (-)
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