Entitled woman mistakes a blazer-wearing passenger for airport staff and starts making demands for an upgrade: ‘This woman in a tracksuit storms up to me dragging 2 suitcases looking like it was the end of her world’

• Apparently my blazer comes with airline authority

  
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• You improvise, play along just enough to see how deep the illusion goes, and then bow out with a straight face and fake resignation,, shift over, expectations zero. No apology, no upgrade, just confusion and an awkward silence where disappointment replaces ambition.

  In the end, the real gate agent arrives, equally tired and equally stuck in the world’s most thankless uniform. Blazer twins in a sea of unclaimed responsibility. Meanwhile, the tracksuit quest for business class upgrades dissolves like a latte left unattended. Moral of the story: at the airport, wear the hoodie. The blazer can only bring you trouble or, at best, free improv lessons.

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