Boss demands employees follow protocol by the book, only to have the entire office shut down after discovering “the book” hasn't been updated in a decade: ‘Nobody noticed because nobody followed it’

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    Boss wanted everything done "by the book." So I did. Entire office shut down for a day.

    Work as a lab technician at a hospital in Milwaukee. Been there about nine months. My supervisor Derek is one of those guys who panics about everything.
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    Boss sutting computer for the day
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    Two weeks ago state inspectors came through and he completely spiraled. Started implementing all these new "protocols" that are technically in our safety manual but nobody actually follows because they're outdated from like 1997.
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    Friday morning he sends this department-wide email in all caps about how we're doing EVERYTHING by the book from now on, zero shortcuts, he doesn't care if it takes longer.
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    Anyone caught skipping steps gets written up. Thing is. Our equipment sterilization protocol in the official manual requires 8 hours of UV exposure between uses.
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    We have six pieces of equipment. We run maybe 40 tests a day across all of them.
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    You see the problem. Monday morning I start the UV cycle on the first machine I use.
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    Derek walks by later and asks why I'm not running samples. I show him the manual, show him his email, explain the math.
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    If we actually follow protocol we can run maybe 3 tests total per day as a department.
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    His face went through like five different emotions. Tries to say "you know that's not what I meant" and I'm like but you said everything by the book, zero shortcuts, remember?
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    He had to call the department head. They had to get someone from compliance on the phone.
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    Turns out that protocol was supposed to be updated in 2015 and just... wasn't. Nobody noticed because nobody followed it.
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    We shut down non- emergency testing for the entire day while they pushed through an emergency protocol update.
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    Derek won't make eye contact with me now. My coworker Amanda bought me coffee this morning though so that was cool.
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    OP Any_Effective8727 the actual cleaning we do works fine, the UV thing is just overkill that was supposed to be removed years ago. our normal process meets current safety standards. also I maybe feel slightly bad because some routine tests got delayed and patients had to wait an extra day for results. but also like. Derek has been unbearable for two weeks and maybe this will chill him out? my wife thinks the coffee thing means Amanda wants me to cause more chaos. she's probably right.
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    WakandaNowAndThen I like Derek's attitude here. He's doing what he feels is best in his position, and has probably been told by his own bosses what kind of standard he needs to hold people to. You told him and showed him what "by the book" would mean, and he was proactive in getting that shit clarified/fixed while everything was practically shut down like the book said. Maybe he should have addressed that deficiency before telling the team their orders, but he was probably trying to be in compli
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    Think-Committee-4394 This dear friends shows exactly why you make sure your documented process is updated regularly & industry compliant →
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    Agent-c1983 If you have a written safety protocol that nobody is following, that's a major lawsuit risk. But if you're not updating your manuals in almost 2 decades with updated safety proceedures, that's a whole other thing...
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    PAUL_DNAP Nice one Derek. We also have loads of work instructions and safe systems of work that refer to processes, products equipment and even people that just don't exist anymore.
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    ersentenza >He had to call the department head. They had to get someone from compliance on the phone. Turns out that protocol was supposed to be updated in 2015 and just... wasn't. Nobody noticed because nobody followed it. You have a colossal problem and it isn't your boss
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    LaFlibuste I am firmly in the camp that protocols should always be followed. If they aren't and something happens, it'll be a total shitshow. But companies should also update them and accept the limitations and delays they introduce.
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    lizufyr I'm responsible for the technological side of IT security at my company. There are lots of things that are done pretty badly (which is probably true for all companies). I'm working on implementing better processes. But if people were told to instantly only use best practices, we would be unable to function. Changing processes requires inquiry on why things are done the way they are, and how they should be done, and then planning on how to actually get to the "should be" process.

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