70-employee warehouse runs out of toilet paper, manager tells employees to use Kleenex instead, after failing to place online order in advance: 'They're one ply off-brand generics'

Every warehouse employee dreams of the day when the whole warehouse runs out of toilet paper…Wait, no, they don't! And why? BECAUSE THAT SHOULD NEVER HAPPEN. It's okay for your work kitchen to run out of milk, or for the first aid kits to run out of Band-Aids…but the bathroom? That should always be fully stocked, with an emergency supply that could last the next decade.

With only three industrial rolls left and the toilet paper order scheduled to arrive the following day, this 70-person warehouse has certainly seen brighter days. We can't imagine any employees getting work done while living in constant fear of needing the bathroom, that worry lingering in the back of their minds. Now their manager is forcing everyone to use 1-ply Kleenex, perpetrators are being named and shamed, and all sixty-nine employees are dealing with absolute upheaval. Strangely enough, except for Bob from Finance, he seems to be enjoying the one-ply Kleenex change-up they've got going on. 

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