Employee pretends to be British at work, gets caught out when office hires British temp: 'Who knows why he was pretending?'

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  • Fake Brit at the office

    I'm originally from London, moved to America, I was working temp jobs in NYC. Got assigned to an office job covering for an employee on extended sick leave. First day, I met the woman training me, who said "Oh, you're English! So is Mark! I'll have to introduce you later." At lunchtime she walked me over to Mark's cubicle. Mark said "hello, nice to meet you, I'm
  • Mark." RIGHT away I suspected he was faking his British accent! I said "Whereabouts Im England are you from, Mark?" Mark said "Where are YOU from?" I said "Sydenham, London SE 26." Mark said "Oh right, I know that area." Awkward silence. He must have known
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  • that I knew. Who knows why he was pretending to be British? Was he even really Mark? Was he using a fake ID? I didn't know and I never asked. Man must have had his reasons. So I played along the whole two months I was there. We never spoke on it. He had that part right: That's SO the British way.
  • My last day, Mark walked up to me, shook my hand firmly, and said "Cheers matey, you're a top bloke." Which roughly translates into 'thanks a lot friend, you're a very decent fellow." I smiled and winked.
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  • wrhnj Faking a British accent seems like a lot of hard work just to hook up with some office hotties.
  • OP Ponder_wisely Yeah, my hunch is he was using someone else's employment authorisation and they were from the UK, so...
  • wrhnj So I'm guessing you don't think he's American either.
  • OP Ponder_wisely No. Definitely not. If I had to guess I'd say he was Indian or Pakistani.
  • No-One-8850 There are so many Brits in NYC I'm surprised he would even try to get away with it. I'm English and live in NJ. Many years ago I was in a local park with my young son. There was an English woman with a group of American women holding court and totally exaggerating her Englishness to the max, an they were all hanging off her every word. Super pretentious accent and using way outdated words and phrases like jolly good etc. I deliberately kept my voice down when I spoke to my son and li
  • OP Ponder_wisely Hilarious! My wife says that when British clients first interacted with her at work in NYC and realised she was also a Brit, their accent always seemed to jump up one class!
  • Touch-Tiny One thing you could never accuse the venerable Dick Van Dyke of is deceiving people into believing he was a British Cockney!
  • OP Ponder_wisely EVER!
  • LONE_ARMADILLO I have encountered a few Indian and Pakistani guys that had sort of a British accent. I always thought it was because they learned English from a language program from England, not the USA and that is why they had the accent.
  • OP Ponder_wisely He didn't just have a fake British accent, he'd told them he was from England. But he didn't know anything about England. Acted stumped when I asked him which part he was from.
  • AwaliBahrain not sure if your taking the piss??? if not you need to get a hold of Guy Richie and make that "jackanory" into a film matey!!!
  • OP Ponder_wisely Every word is true. I'd need my sister's permission. We stopped talking when she stole my mum's house and emptied the bank accounts after mum died!

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