'Accidentally improved team morale': Employee attending Zoom meeting forgets to turn their microphone off and gets caught delivering a motivational speech to their cat

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    picture of a cat in front of a computer screen
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    This happened today and I'm still recovering.
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    I work from home and had a routine Zoom meeting with about 20 coworkers, including my manager and two higher-ups. Nothing intense just status updates. I joined, said hello, and immediately muted myself (or so I thought).
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    About 10 minutes in, the meeting got painfully boring. My brain fully checked out. I started scrolling my phone, and when my cat jumped on my desk, I instinctively said, in my normal speaking voice:
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    "Bro. Please. You already ate. Stop acting like you're starving."
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    Then, without missing a beat, I added: "You are so dramatic. You'd never survive in the wild."
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    There was a brief pause. Then someone said my name. I looked up at Zoom and saw the horror:
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    I was not muted. The green box was glowing proudly around my face.
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    My manager was trying not to laugh. One coworker had turned their camera off entirely. Another said, "Honestly, that was the most personality we've heard all meeting."
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    I apologized, said something about "talking to my... uh... notes," and muted myself for real this time.
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    Five minutes later, my manager Slacked me: "Please tell your cat we appreciate his contribution.”
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    So yeah. TIFU by holding a full motivational speech for my cat in front of my entire department.
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    TL;DR: Thought I was muted in a work meeting, roasted my cat out loud, accidentally improved team morale.
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    picture of a cat sitting in front of a desktop in which there is a meeting with a bunch of other cats on screen
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    consulent-finanziar If there's ever an unmuted moment to have, roasting a cat instead of a coworker is about as wholesome as it gets :-D
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    SillySofie OP Honestly the healthiest use of an unmuted mic. HR-approved, cat-disapproved.
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    picture of a ginger cat in front of a laptop
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    nickcash Your f kup wasn't talking to your cat Your f kup was breaking the primary rule of zoom meetings: if your cat enters the room you MUST hold it up for everyone to see
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    SillySofie OP It's literally mandatory. No exceptions. No appeals.
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    picture of a cat pawing at a laptop screen
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    TasteMyLightning122 Im constantly double checking if I'm muted before talking to my cat.
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    ThatDamnRanga The frequency with which I'll be mid-sentence, and get cut off by a loud meow, or have to stop and say "Cat, this is not your meeting" or similar... People are used to it.

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