New Year, Same Lolcats Chaos: 20 Original Feline Funnies to Start the Year With Dad Jokes and Joy

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    Many folks cry when cutting onions. The key is not to form an emotional bond. IOANHASCHEEZBURGER.COM
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    instead of starting therapy I hide from my problems
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    I have the heart of a lion And subsequently a lifetime ban from the zoo
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    Do you buy your puns? I prefer home groan. ICANHASCHEEZBURGER.COM
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    Why are they called dentures and not substitooths? ICANHASCHEEZBURGER.COM
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    It's always, "You have ADHD" and never, "Thank you for telling me 14 stories in three minutes".
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    NO IDEA WHY I WAS IN HERE BUT YOU'RE OUT OF WHATEVER THE REASON WAS
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    and if you look at your human adoringly like this, they're likely to open up the good tuna for you.
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    Nipabuse is a serious matter It can ruin all nine of your lives
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    I just read a book review that said, "It feels like the author was just making thing up as they wrote." ICANHASCHEEZBURGER.COM Dude, I hate to tell you...
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    sometimes the box fits, sometimes the cat
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    6-7 IS LIKE HAVING LITTER BOX ISSUES EVENTUALLY THIS TOO SHALL PASS
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    Kids today can't compose a proper sentence. Where's their grammar? In the kitchen, baking cookies.
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    I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me
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    When I cast spells in the morning, I use my amulet. When I cast spells in the evening, I use my pmulet. ICANHASCHEEZBURGER.COM
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    you're not chasing after squirrels until you're at least as big as one!
  • 17
    A butcher backed into his meat grinder, and got a little behind in his work.
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    The only difference between elephant and elegant ENGLISH ICANHASCHEEZBURGER.COM FORD is the PH balance.
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    INNOVATIVE SLEEPER CAT Sleep outside the box. S Chobani
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    lolcats on the rearview mirror are exactly as close as you'd expect

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