Responsible reptile parent uses her pet's bug food to get back at the office lunch thief: ‘The fun part… My delicious sub sandwich, with bugs oozing out of one end.’

When you work in a shared space, there is nothing worse than a lunch thief. That hunger you get in the middle of the workday can make or break you! If you don't get the proper sustenance, your work and mood can definitely suffer. So what did this intern do to catch her office thief? Well, she fed them bugs… 

If you don't like the thought of eating bugs, then TW… But this is hilarious and an applaudable revenge plot. You see, she didn't go out and gather up some bugs, that is too much effort to give a lunch thief. No. She is a responsible person and a loving reptile pet owner. So, she already had the edible bugs on hand. She not only knew the bugs were safe for consumption, but she also knew that they would be disgusting to anybody but a reptile. 

So, after several days of the lunch thief stealing her and other internees' lunches, she devised her plan. She whipped up a most delicious-looking sub sandwich. She was even tempted to take a bite! But she held off, because once you hit the third bite, the sandwich bread was hollowed out and filled with bugs. 

Did the office thief fall for it? She couldn't stop thinking about it was glee and anticipation. When she went to get her "lunch," she found it in the trash can, half-eaten, with bugs oozing out of it. 

She feels, after that little life lesson, that the office lunch thief will start to pack their own lunch…