Cannot Unhear's Crazy Mom Said

[In grocery store] Mom: So I found out my stripper name today. Me: What? Mom: It's Chesty Sunnyjuggs. Me:...
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40-year-old allows 35-year-old sister to pay her mortgage and avoid foreclosure, refuses to attend youngest sibling's baby shower at her house 6 months later: 'She couldn't imagine being in Sally's home after what she did to her'

40-year-old allows 35-year-old sister to pay her mortgage and avoid foreclosure, refuses to attend youngest sibling's baby shower at her house 6 months later: 'She couldn't imagine being in Sally's home after what she did to her'

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20+ Final straws that made employees quit or get fired on the spot: 'I would not be receiving 125 hours of pay'

20+ Final straws that made employees quit or get fired on the spot: 'I would not be receiving 125 hours of pay'

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'You want me to resign? Well, good luck without me!': Disrespected engineer refuses to take on project during vacation, hands in resignation the day he comes back to work

'You want me to resign? Well, good luck without me!': Disrespected engineer refuses to take on project during vacation, hands in resignation the day he comes back to work

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New employee gets forgotten after boss is fired, collects paycheck with no work to do for months: 'I'm riding the wave till it crests'

New employee gets forgotten after boss is fired, collects paycheck with no work to do for months: 'I'm riding the wave till it crests'

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'I deleted his name': Overachieving high school student removes partner's name on group project after he refused to do any work, partner gets a failing grade

'I deleted his name': Overachieving high school student removes partner's name on group project after he refused to do any work, partner gets a failing grade

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29-year-old sister closes door on brother and his pregnant wife when they demand to stay in her home office "for a few months," parents guilt-trip her but refuse to offer their own home: "It's my workspace and livelihood"

29-year-old sister closes door on brother and his pregnant wife when they demand to stay in her home office "for a few months," parents guilt-trip her but refuse to offer their own home: "It's my workspace and livelihood"

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