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15 Hilarious Tweets For The Dog Obsessed People Among Us

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    Text - alek Follow @mogvvai This guy got on the bus and just stared at me and Lulabelle on my lap for a solid 30 seconds then goes "are you allowed to have dogs on the bus" and I just shrugged thinking he was gonna give me shit or something but then he pulls out a chihuahua out of nowhere 4:35 PM - 13 Nov 2017 from Portland, OR 96,537 Retweets 394,800 Likes
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    Text - dalton day Follow @lilghosthands every morning I ask the dog "the usual?" before pouring her food into her bowl & neither of us thinks it's funny but that's showbiz baby 7:02 AM -10 Sep 2017 60,497 Retweets 206,466 Likes
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    Dog breed - jomny sun Follow @jonnysun "can i see ur phone" uh ok one sec 1 Photo Selected Cancel 10:26 PM - 9 Feb 2015 1,663 Retweets 3,973 Likes
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    Text - Louise Hung Follow @LouiseHung1 I unconsciously smile at people's dogs as they walk them down the street. Recently I smiled at a man's dog as I was lost in thought and he said, "Bitch smiles at a dog but won't look me in the eye." A DOG WOULD NEVER SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT, THAT'S WHY 12:32 PM - 19 Dec 2017 44,776 Retweets 184,866 Likes
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    Text - keith Follow @KeetPotato accountant: "youre basically broke" wife: "he keeps spending money on stupid stuff" me: "lets ask the dog stupid" he thinks his jeans are 7:44 AM - 27 Oct 2015 6,437 Retweets 11,026 Likes
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    Red - Cute Emergency Follow @CuteEmergency friend: "hey let's go out tonight" me: "can't, I'm at my dog's birthday party" ler Banc 6:25 PM 13 Jan 2018 2,187 Retweets 13,418 Likes
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    Text - jomny sun Follow @jonnysun DATE: my eyes are up here ME: [imediately looking up from their dog] sorry 10:02 PM - 14 Jun 2017 10,864 Retweets 24,115 Likes
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    Text - David Hughes Follow @david8hughes Interviewer: u worked in sales before? Me: yeah Interviewer: what's your background? Me [gets phone out]: picture of my dog eating spaghetti 8:22 AM - 1 May 2017 7,913 Retweets 20,199 Likes
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    Screenshot - manny404 Follow @mannynotfound made a virtual reality game where you pet a dog. thats it thats the whole game 0:15 147K views 5:07 PM -27 Jun 2017 1,723 Retweets 5,522 Likes
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    Text - kurtis conner Follow @kurtisconner fireman: ok so we extinguished the house fire me: did u bring the Dalmatian fireman: what? we just saved your life me: where's the dog 3:40 PM - 30 Jan 2016 30,480 Retweets 52,036 Likes
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    Text - Lazy dog Follow @LaziestCanine [1st date] Maybe next time i could meet your dog [2nd date] Your dog is so cool [3rd date] Do u mind if me & your dog hung out without you 5:32 PM - 21 Oct 2015 14,929 Retweets 21,116 Likes
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    Vehicle door - emily Follow @spaghemily my dad had the dog sit up front while me and my mom and brother sit in the back 1:00 PM 21 Mar 2016 1,870 Retweets 3,208 Likes
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    Product - Viktor Winetrout Follow @Cpin42 I will pet your dog until you call the police 9:02 PM - 23 Jan 2017 Amelia Martinez 271 Retweets 597 Likes
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    Product - emily angelica Follow @existentially dog: me: i would die for you 11:07 AM - 1 Sep 2016 46,609 Retweets 50,100 Likes
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    Text - Kevin Farzad Follow @KevinFarzad U don't even need a dog to go to the dog park. U can just go & play w/ the dogs and if someone asks which one's yours u can say "haha, yeah" 6:58 PM 26 Mar 2015 2,546 Retweets 4,297 Likes
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