Company throws team lunch to celebrate record profits, give employees $12 sandwich voucher while CEO gets $4.2 million bonus

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  • A business party where coworkers hold champagne
  • Company threw a "mandatory fun" team lunch to celebrate record profits. We got a $12 sandwich voucher. The CEO got a $4.2 million bonus.

    I know because the bonus was in the quarterly report that they sent to all employees two days before the lunch. I don't think anyone proofread the timing on that. We're sitting in a conference room with deli sandwiches and a sheet cake that said "GREAT WORK TEAM" in blue frosting,
  • and everyone has read the same PDF, and nobody is saying anything about it out loud because what are you going to say The sandwich was fine. Turkey on sourdough. They also had a vegetarian option which was just the same sandwich without the
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  • turkey, so essentially bread, lettuce, and mustard. Someone from accounting brought up that the report mentioned record Q1 numbers and our manager said "yes it was a great quarter, that's what we're celebrating" and smiled, and that was the whole conversation. The cake had exactly the right number of slices for everyone present which
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  • means someone counted us and portioned accordingly, which for some reason made it feel worse. I've been at this company for 4 years. In that time we've had two rounds of "restructuring" that each resulted in layoffs, been told
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  • raises weren't possible due to budget constraints in three of those four years, and been asked to "do more with less" so many times that phrase has lost all meaning. And then the quarter where it finally pays off, visibly, in a document with his name on it and a very large number next to it, they bought us sandwiches and a sheet cake and called it a celebration.
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  • I ate the sandwich. The cake was actually pretty good. I'm still thinking about it three days later and I dont think its the frosting.
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  • A group of young coworkers sit together at a lunch table
  • Commenters agreed that this wasn't a great plan on the boss's part.

    Excidiar Why is no one having fun? I specifically requested it.
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  • IronVortex 5 OP we were having fun, we just couldn't say so out loud in a conference room with a cake that had our names counted on it
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  • rednecronomicon I work for a school system. They took away our bonuses and raises but have funding for a new $750k building for three administrative employees, have bought nearing $500k in equipment that's not needed, and have removed college credit
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  • classes for fear of them teaching about CRT or LGBT people. All while admins get their raises and their bonuses. F that. This year I have read almost 50 books while on the clock and started painting models again. I'll make back my bonus and raise one way or another, they can decide how.
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  • JJBtch I wouldn't have attended at all. Mandatory or not. My job just went around and handed out Wal-Mart gift cards of 75 $. "For the gas in this current economic crisis." Was their reasoning.
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  • behind. Appreciate the gesture but Wal-Mart does not have a contract with murphy's any longer. Funny thing is, we do all murphy store and Wal-Mart security. So, this should've been known by the people at the top. It probably was but everyone who went to get gas at Wal-Mart was SOL
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  • because murphy's do not take Wal-Mart gift cards any longer. I knew this, so I sold mine for 60 bucks. Least I got a half tank of gas out of it. I feel like they care so much. /s
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  • curious382 Divide 4.2 million by how many people got cake. That's the least they should give you for absorbing other roles' work into your jobs after the lay offs. It IS infuriating. They take you all
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  • for granted, don't pay enough for the work they forced upon you, and now are rewarding your excellent performance by giving themselves bonuses.
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  • LogicalSpeaker8805 Remember having fun is strictly mandatory. Failure to comply will be met with a write up and sanctions. Report any collaborator to your direct supervisor in case of not aligning with the fun events schedule. Help us build a healthy and fun working space.
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  • Grumptastic2000 Well if your company has 350,000 employees those sandwiches add up to the same as the CEO so it's an equal split
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  • dudleymunta I don't know why companies. don't understand that doing nothing in these circumstances is better than doing something so pathetically small it becomes an insult.
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  • ΠΟΙΟΙΟΙΙ You got a sandwich? my old job record profit billion from Superbowl then on Tuesday we got laid-off.
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