'(Me as a camel) ok one more straw would probably be fine': 38 Memes taking a break from it all

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    Steve Hogarty @misterbrilliant I love how this dog looks at this egg, like he's learned absolutely nothing. Dog nearly dies eating chocolate Easter egg, says PDSA 29 March fy.
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    MehGyver @TheAndrewNadeau Airport rules make zero sense anywhere else: Take off your shoes while we check your bag for lotion. Arrive 5 hours early so you can sit quietly. Pay $9 for water. Just accept there's a bird inside for some reason.
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    "I love your writing! What's your process?" My process: @julianmovies
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    Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT I don't know why were arguing over translations of Homer. We should just read the first edition copy from that J Lo movie LAD Oh, my God. This is a-- This is a first edition?
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    Bro is on a mission r/australian Now + Join I need a girl for marriage will any girl marry me I am from India 1 Share +r/Finland 1m + Join 608 I need a girl for marriage will any girl marry me I am from India 1 Share r/Christianity 1m I need a girl for marriage will any girl marry me I am from India 1 Share r/AskAGerman 2m + Join I need a girl for marriage will any girl marry me I am from India D Share r/latvia 3m I need a girl for marriage will any girl marry me I am from India
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    MY BRAIN MY MOUTH Jesse Greyson
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    Ben Rosen @ben_rosen f around and find out? you mean the two things i do on wikipedia? 1:08 PM 1/18/23 389K Views BRE
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    Jonathan Edward Durham @thisoneØverhere Admonishing my cat: Step 1: hey Step 2: HEY Step 3: sir Step 4: SIR Step 5: fine
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    I better use my special robot vision to see what's inside. T2007 MATT GROENING
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    Graeme Jefferson While idly following my wife around a store as she perused items for sale, suddenly she's disappeared. Looking around I spot her leaving the store and entering the shop next door so I follow. Kind Humour Actually Stood behind her for a while she chooses a top from a rack and I comment, "You're not seriously thinking of wearing that, surely." At which point a strange woman who resembles my wife from the back shoots me a horrified look, I scream and mutter a feeble apology before
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    The Dungeon Experience @JacobJanerka So I've been jogging lately and have had painful nip chafe, for relief I cut an old shirt to wear at home. I forgot I was wearing it when I had a package delivered to my door.
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    em JJ @bipbopemma real conversation i just witnessed while ringing up two guys and their new puppy a dog collar guy 1: look at us breaking gender norms, we bought her a blue collar guy 2: everyday we break gender norms were literally married mike • 1:32 PM Jan 29, 2023
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    hey man nice tweet @jazz_inmypants best English word is Pizzazz. worst English word is Twelfths. any questions hey man nice tweet @jazz_inmypants before you suggest a "better" best word, ask yourself does it contain four Z's and the word Pizza, and if the answer is no you can put your hand down
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    ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse Strengths: works well under pressure Weaknesses: doesn't work otherwise 5:43 PM - 08 Feb 23 1.8M Views
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    I have ADHD. My hobbies include starting hobbies.
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    people nowadays when they get a pimple 000
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    Coby Watts @cobywattsmusic It's always "you have ADHD" and never "wow, loved the way you told three different stories at the same time.
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    ← Post Marques Brownlee @MKBHD 20 Apr Why does the the brain ignore the second the? 0 0 1.4K 172.8K 51.6K ili 2.1M ☐ ∞ Brandon Randomly @Brandon R... 20 Apr Replying to @MKBHD It's a matter of of efficiency. Did you notice the second of? 47 2711 Dingulbob @dingulbob 1.1K Ill 59.3K ☐ ∞ Follow Replying to @Brandon Randomly and @MKBHD Diabolical. You can't be be fooled the 3rd time tho. Ya'll notice the extra be? 10:14 PM 20 Apr 26.5,653 Views 3 Reposts 198 Likes 9 Bookmarks 。00
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    -It is not our fight - Are we not part of this world? - No, we are not even in the book!
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    Me: *runs for 2 minutes * My heart if u don't stop I will
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    TechnicallyRon → @TechnicallyRon I used Google autocomplete to write a dating profile and it may be the best dating profile ever Nationality Name my name is in french Age my age in seconds Location i live in a shed i was born in the dark Body type my body is ready I am looking for i am looking for someone to share in an adventure who enjoys listening to sad music and has two thumbs
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    chance @chanceposts 11h X Maybe the elephant doesn't want to be addressed and we should respect their boundaries
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    soul nate @MNate Shya... 06 jul. 20 elon musk is a dumb guy's idea of a smart guy 362 16,1K 160K soul nate @MNateShya... 06 jul. 20 there is a reason why weird crypto guys love him and most actual scientists are exasperated by him lol 11 17150 4.702 soul nate @MNateShyamalan people are responding to this like "how can you say elon musk is dumb?" i'm not, i'm saying you're dumb Traduzir Tweet 11:54 06 jul. 20 Twitter for iPhone
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    "Are you awake?" Me: yeah Me after pressing send:
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    + @fwtimini Follow Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs.
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    hxasinthus i wish it was 1600 so i cood spelle words howe everr my harte desyred holisticfansstuff Source: hxasinthus #thou canst spelle wyrds howevere thou liekest alraedye if thou isntst a couweurde fluorescentjellyfish Please no this is how French happened
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    trash jones (me as a camel) ok one more straw would probably be fine.
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    The standard position of a person who solves other person's problems Todd >> You know it's BAD bad when the person pulls up a chair after this
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    Others Alligator Vs Me Crocodile VAAY Crocodile Crocodile Indian Gharial funky Crocodile False Ghavial Crocodile Caiman sarcasm Crocodile
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    Me: staying in the house so I won't spend any money. Me in the house: TH
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    your friend myk @mykola unpopular fantasy opinion: dragons sh gold. that's why the lairs are filled with it etc, they don't collect it they create it. Think about it - do you ever see dragons bringing sacks of gold home? No, it's whole cows. Then time passes, then there's gold. Not rocket science. L
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    uss_andrea 21h + An all-girl mariachi band named Matriarchi ❤7.4K Q 49 410 208
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    themissybaker 1d + When I said I wanted a fairy tale ending, I should've specified not one of the German ones. 1/2 14K 193 328 > 205
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    rob whisman @robwhisman teens don't realize how privileged they are to have these smartphones. it used to be you'd have to read shampoo ingredients on the toilet but now with the phones you can just snap a pic of the bottle and read them wherever
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    Me laughing at all the crazy people I've conned into following my meme page
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    badger_fierce 2d 6threads If you're a millennial it's time to pick your midlife crisis: 1. Quitting alcol 2. Running 14km before work 3. Divorce 4. Panic baby at 41 5. Pickleball 6. ADHD diagnosis 7. Dressing like you did in 2004 8. Buying coffee equipment 9. Sourdough 10. Ice baths and saunas 11. Board games and craft beer 12. Getting into tattoos 13. Lawn tip videos
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    + introducingmark 3h The radio? No idea who these people are. The supermarket? Banger after banger.
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    "is this a joke to you" unfortunately everything is a little bit of a joke to me

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