Company forces employees back to the office, then builds ‘collaboration pods’ so they can take the same Zoom calls they took at home: 'I drove across town to do remote work in a closet'

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  • A representation of an employee working on a laptop while talking on a smartphone.
  • My company built "collaboration pods" for the return to office and I have never felt dumber in my life
  • They're phone booths. They built nine phone booths. Each one has a QR code so you can reserve it in 30 minute blocks through an app.
  • We had an all-hands about it. The VP of People put up a slide with a stock photo of a woman laughing inside one of the pods. He said the pods would "enable focused collaboration in a vibrant in-person environment," which is a sentence that means nothing if you read it twice.
  • My manager is in Denver. The two people I work with most are in Lisbon and Chennai. I drove 22 miles this morning, paid $14 to park, and sat in a soundproof box to have the exact Slack huddle I would have had from my desk at home. It's like little adult cosplay. I drove across town to do remote work in a closet.
  • A representation of a group of employees gathered around a conference table during a team meeting.
  • Walked past the other pods on the way to the bathroom. Every single one had someone on Zoom inside it.
  • End of day they sent a survey.
  • □ The collaboration pods improve my focus □ The collaboration pods support team connection □ The collaboration pods enhance my in-office experience ☐ Other
  • Clicked Other. Didn't fill in the box.
  • A representation of an empty open-plan office with rows of workstations and office chairs.
  • adamosity1 The world would be better off if QR codes and surveys that they intend to do nothing to change anything didn't exist. My last company sent out so many surveys but absolutely nothing ever changed for the better.
  • joel1618 They do stuff like that so when the VPs jump to the next shitshow they can say they did something.
  • V3CTORVII I got a few for the apartment.
  • Lopsterbliss Heard this before. Bot. De d Internet Theory.
  • MBILC The people who come up with these concepts, I feel like they just saw some feed on their TikTok or Insta and went "WOW! this would be so modern and perfect for our company, let me implement it!" meanwhile said person has their own office, or WFH....
  • wake071 They're going to get pred when no one uses them, email reminders sent to encourage you to use them, then initiate plans to force you to use them a certain amount per week.

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