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21 Tweets That Prove Kids Aren't The Greatest Liars

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    Text - David Thorpe Follow @Arr Ok, tell me about the kid you knew as a kid who lied a lot. Hit me with their greatest lie. 8:32 PM-19 Jan 2018
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    Text - Trey Cant Write @Trebucket Replying to @Arr Kid in 3rd grade told me his uncle's computer was so advanced it could make orange juice and gold and platinum bars 8:15 PM - Jan 20, 2018 ti13 435 2
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    Text - Jewish Jalapeño @tinyjalapeno Replying to @Arr tyler foley told everyone that he saved his marine-vet dad from a heart attack & he got an all-school assembly where the cops gave him a medal. turned out he made the whole thing up 6:35 AM - Jan 20, 2018 5 26 940
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    Text - Kyle Daly@dalykyle Jan 19 said Nightcrawler (the X-Men character) was based on a guy who lived in the attic of his church. also claimed the Jaws robot at Universal Studios took on a mind of its own and chased him into a barn until the tour guide killed it with a shotgun 151 12 2.5K Kyle Daly Follow @dalykyle Replying to @dalykyle @Arr and when i made fun of him for having a mullet, he said he got his hair cut normally but it grew back into a mullet on the ride home from the barber 9:04 PM
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    Text - Cody Peace Adams Follow @VentnerKendo Replying to @Arr This kid Luke described in great detail the plots for Terminators 3-5, claimed the video store in town didn't carry them because they were too violent, I had no way to parse this 8:37 PM - 19 Jan 2018
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    Text - nick Follow @JucheMane Replying to @Arr kid who followed us around all the time claimed he won george washington's fountain pen in a rubber band shooting contest 9:03 PM - 19 Jan 2018
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    Text - jordan @nu_handen Jan 19 This kid Keith said his dad was Steven Tyler's dentist and he sharpened Steven's teeth using lasers. 1128 2.2K jordan Follow @nu_handen Replying to @nu_handen @Arr also notable is my brother, a serial liar who claims he slept on a water bed and woke up underneath it "because of osmosis" 10:04 PM - 19 Jan 2018
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    Text - bhlaab Follow @bhlaab Replying to @Arr Said when his dad got a vasectomy a sexy nurse had to play with his weiner but if it got hard it would ruin the surgery so she'd have to hit his weiner with a wooden spoon 8:57 PM-19 Jan 2018
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    Text - pixelated boat Following @pixelatedboat Replying to @Arr Knew a kid whose dad worked at a TV station, the kid claimed he'd gone to the station and met the ninja turtles 10:32 PM 19 Jan 2018
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    Text - flu haver Follow @rachelmillman Replying to @Arr I knew a guy in high school who claimed he was friends with Larry the cable guy. when we told him to prove it he printed out an extremely pixelated B&W photo and signed it "Larry" in his own handwriting 8:20 AM -20 Jan 2018
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    Text - Mike Ferraro Follow @MFerrar0 Replying to @Arr Girl said her mom had the world's only 2 official top hats in her attic. 2:44 AM 20 Jan 2018
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    Text - Samuel K: Important Elf Follow @samu3lk Replying to @Arr Dude used to get winded on his bike and pretend he was having PTSD flashbacks to when he got abducted by aliens instead of admitting he needed to catch his breath. Said like "I can't go on... Over there is where the Greys took me." 11:49 PM 19 Jan 2018
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    Text - Halle Kiefer Follow @HalleKiefer Replying to @Arr My friend Nicole told me she chewed a piece of gum so long, it came to life. 11:17 PM - 19 Jan 2018
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    Text - dan (in 2018) Follow @danbrkr Replying to @Arr "they're introducing a new number that's going to go between 8 and 9" 1:46 AM 20 Jan 2018
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    Text - Tom Houslay Follow @tomhouslay Replying to @Arr Said he wrote "Gangsta's Paradise" but dropped it and Coolio found it. Presumably while one of them was on holiday, given that we lived in a small village in the west of Scotland. 5:15 AM - 20 Jan 2018
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    Text - Menen Follow @Menenyay i knew a child that said he could cause a volcanic eruption to occur David Thorpe @Arr Ok, tell me about the kid you knew as a kid who lied a lot. Hit me with their greatest lie. Show this thread 11:04 PM 20 Jan 2018
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    Text - Caragh Poh @caraghpoh Follow My cousin said that underneath the giant rock in front of his house was the portal to hell. David Thorpe @Arr Ok, tell me about the kid you knew as a kid who lied a lot. Hit me with their greatest lie. Show this thread 8:49 PM - 20 Jan 2018
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    Text - anonceleb Follow @anonceleb he claimed he could make his heart stop for 5 seconds and we all believed him David Thorpe @Arr Ok, tell me about the kid you knew as a kid who lied a lot. Hit me with their greatest lie. Show this thread 10:02 AM 20 Jan 2018
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    Text - Annie McGraw Follow @annie_mcGraw Replying to @Arr A kid I went to school with told our entire second grade class that his grandfather was one of Jesus Christ's disciples 11:07 PM - 19 Jan 2018
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    Text - ((tamar)) Follow @teenyalien this girl told our entire class that she wrote the music to high school musical David Thorpe @Arr Ok, tell me about the kid you knew as a kid who lied a lot. Hit me with their greatest lie. Show this thread 11:04 PM 20 Jan 2018
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    Text - Malcolm Harris Follow @BigMeanlnternet Kid said he could turn into a lizard. Another kid offered him a binder of Pokemon cards to do it for us but he said he'd be exiled by his clan so it wasn't worth it. David Thorpe @Arr Ok, tell me about the kid you knew as kid who lied a lot. Hit me with their greatest lie. Show this thread 8:15 PM - 20 Jan 2018

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