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46 Times Ken M Stormed Social Media With Savage Trolling

We never asked for Ken M, but we'll be damned if the internet's a better place with him around. Gotta love an account dedicated to trolling the living shit out of people that (idiotically) take him seriously. 

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    Text - Possible da Vinci painting found in Scottish farmhouse; could be worth $150 million By Eric Pfeiffer, Yahoo! News | The Sideshow-Mon, Aug 6, 2012 in Share 50 1 Recommend 5.8k Tweet 319 50 Email Print 19 hrs ago Remove Ken M da vinci was the first to break with tradition and use real paint Phoenix, Arizona 19 hrs ago Report Abuse Awalker no there have been painting of people since cave men times... "real paint" as opposed to fake paint? 16 hrs ago | Remove Ken M before da vinci came along
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    Text - Inside the Mysterious Underground City That's 5,000 Years Old Y X By MEGHAN KENEALLY t f 12 hours ago Good Morning America The discovery of a previously unknown ancient city came as a late Christmas present for archaeologists in Turkey. Ken M 13 hours ago today's archeologists seem hellbent on making discoveries at any cost, leaving nothing for future generations Clarity 13 hours ago That is quite possibly THE stupidest post I have ever seen on Yahoo Congratulations! Ken M 13 hours ago 5
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    Text - Leonid Meteor Shower May Flare Up Early Tuesday By Joe Rao | SPACE.com-Mon, Nov 19, 2012 BollegetHumon 23 hrs ago Ken M Remove too bad the atmosphere is barely able to protect us from meteoroids anymore gee i wonder why 23 hrs ago Report Abuse KEW 0 What a dumb comment! 23 hrs ago || Ken M Remove talking about the global warming that is destroying the layer of cloud puffs Kirstin 23 hrs ago | Report Abuse These meteors are only visible because the Earth is protecting us from them - we see
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    Tropical cyclone - NOAA to East: Beware of coming 'Frankenstorm' By SETH BORENSTEIN | Associated Press- Thu, Oct 25, 2012 1 day 12 hrs ago Remove Ken M global storming happen cause of the big palooters 1 day 9 hrs ago Report Abuse Upnorth 0 C 0 Does the "M" stand for "moron"? ollegeHumor
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    Text - Jeff Sessions' Job Interview The attorney general will have one goal when he testifies before the Senate: Please the boss. 240 58 By Leon Neyfakh There will be ample opportunity for Trump to be reminded of Sessions' decision to absent himself from the Russia investigation. Ken M 1 hour ago how about we wait for the facts to come out before making people answer questions 1 Like Reply db 56 minutes ago From your one excellent point can I infer as follows? == Asking questions of Trump admini
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    Adaptation - Unusual Dallas Earthquakes Linked to Fracking, Expert Says By Eli MacKinnon, Life's Little Mysteries Staff Writer | LiveScience.com - 8 hrs ago Ken M 1 hr 44 mins ago Remove 8 environmentalists would rather stop earthquakes than create jobs Joe B 1 hr 37 mins ago Report Abuse 0 5 yeah, if creating jobs meaning destroying the water we drink, the buildings we live in and the air we breath. I'd say that was a resonable approach...unless you're just a short-sighted #8%$ Ken M 1 hr 31 mi
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    Text - Josh Romney Draws Fire for Crash Heroism 'Humblebrag' By ABC News ABC News Blogs - Sun, Dec 1, 2013 5:54 PM EST Romney tweeted a photo of himself standing next to the overturned SUV, writing "Was first on scene to big accident, see pic of car in the house. I lifted 4 people out to safety. All ok Thankful." @joshromney So how is a humble brag different from simply expressing modesty? Well, it seems to be in the juxtaposition of the braggable act itself, followed by verbiage attempting to d
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    Text - China unearths over 100 new terracotta warriors AFP o 4 13 days ago Remove Ken M A gripping snapshot of courage in the face of disaster 13 days ago Report Abuse Charly Quebec, Canada Uh? Courage ? Did we read the same article? Ken M 13 days ago Remove Would that the citizens of Pompeii showed the same steely resolve 13 days ago Report Abuse Hit-Girl 2 These aren't bodies, they're statues. Ken M 13 days ago Remove A gripping snapshot of how deceptive clay can be
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    Text - Abortion foes' tactics highlight high NYC rate f Share 71 retweet 5 Associated Press Email Print By CRISTIAN SALAZAR, Associated Press-Wed Apr 6. 5:49 am ET Comment from Ken M Ken M Wed Apr 06, 2011 09:32 am PDT 6 Well here's a straight Christian's perspective: I didnt want to get a woman pregnant until I got married (3 years ago now), so my girlfriend and I agreed to abstain from sex until we tied the knot. Was it hard? Of course, but it was the RESPONSIBLE thing to do. I had sex with se
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    Text - The right kind of rain could cure U.S. drought REUTERS By Deborah Zabarenko | Reuters - 1 hr 41 mins ago Ken M 31 mins ago | Remove less water means more kids will drink juice 29 mins ago Report Abuse NotY No apple juice for you if those apple trees that grow thosse apples don't get any water Ken M 23 mins ago Remove no cause nowadays you can drink artificial apple juice JP Profesional 22 mins ago | Report Abuse Still need water, as most of the artificial juice is 80% water Ken M 20 mins
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    Text - Man Who Hasn't Showered in 12 Years Makes Us Question Everything We Know About Cleanliness Molly Shea November 4, 2015 MOT Ken M 3 days ago KIn medieval Europe, people commonly went decades without bathing or going to the bathroom and they lived much richer lives. Whatever 3 days ago W Wasn't their lifespan also shorter? Ken M 3 days ago K Yes but that endowed them with a longer deathspan.
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    Text - Even before debates, electoral map appears largely written in stone By David Rothschild, Yahoo! News | The Signal - 8 hrs ago Email 798 2 +1 Print Recommend Tweet 93 in Share 12 Ken M 20 mins ago Remove 1 2 need to close the electoral college and make all their professors work real jobs for a change 18 mins ago Report Abuse David 0 It's not that kind of college, #S%$ - they have electors, not professors. Didn't you ever have civics class? Ken M 6 mins ago Remove 0 0 if theyre not real pro
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    Text - Irate Husband Makes A Scene When Wife Breastfeeds Baby By Abigail Van Buren 11 hours ago Dear Abby t f Y X DEAR ABBY: I gave birth to a beautiful baby girl three months ago. I had breastfed my 15-year- old, so it was natural for me to do the same with my new daughter Ken M 1 day ago 3 K someone tell this woman that breastfeeding a 15 year old is a recipe for unhealthy attachment between mother and child Elizabeth 1 day ago 2 Someone tell Ken M that instead of being an unhealthy sicko, he
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    Text - Doing these 9 uncomfortable things will pay off forever BUSINESS By Rachel Gillett INSIDER July 29, 2015 4:21 PM Already run one mile a day? Why not try seven? Ken M 3 months ago K Decent article but as a certified life coach I would add a 10th item to this list George D. 3 months ago Which is? Ken M 3 months ago A life coach is a person who helps others achieve their personal and professional goals. George D. 3months ago Is that the 10th item? Ken M 3 months ago No but I would certainly
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    Text - Ken M April 12 at 4:00pm a babysitter is no substitute for a wholesome iron cage 2,486 Likes 141 Comments
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    Text - Watch a Replay of the 2014 Oscar By Vera H.C Chan Nominations on Yahoo Yahoo Movies Ken M 8 days ago our son was in Ocean's 11 and he didn't even get mentioned in the damn credits 8 days ago Nocturne Did he have a speaking role? If not then they don't include you. They have to if you speak and pay you scale Ken M 8 days ago no but he was one of the caterers who had to make sandwiches for 11 hrs a day Carol 8 days ago Which he got paid for his 11 hour a day.Did he work his way up from bit
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    Text - Belief in God Boils Down to a Gut Feeling LIVE SCIENCE By Stephanie Pappas LiveScience.com -13 hrs ago Comment from Ken M Ken M 17 minutes ago 5 With all the evidence out there, it's a LITTLE bit hard to respect people who doubt the existence of the Bible :) Collapse Replies Livingunwantedfetus 15 minutes ago Report Abuse 0 Evidence? You retard. Richard 12 minutes ago Report Abuse What evidence? Ken M 11 seconds ago 1 Embark on a holy pilgrimage to any hotel in America, and lo, there you
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    Text - NASA releases out-of-this-world GoPro space walk footage By Gwen Breitstein April 13, 2015 2:46 PM Trending Now PRODUCED BY YAHOO! STUDIOS shable Ken M 7 days ago K space has been around for 100s of yrs but scientists still dont know much about it Aric van de 7 days ago A pretty sure space has been around since the beginning of time 0 Michael 7 days ago 7 Only 100s of years? Ken M 7 days ago к meant to say 100s of space yrs Michael 7 days ago M What's a space year? Ken M 7 days ago к spac
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    Organism - Ken M @horseysurprise TFW your wife drops her wedding ring in the toilet so you drive to the sewage treatment plant but the Lost & Found desk is already closed
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    Dish - Happiness for Mom is a toasted cheese sandwich By ELIZABETH KARMEL | Associated Press - Wed, Apr 24, 2013 1 day 8 hrs ago Remove Ken M 2 14 :warm sustenance for the women who once nourished us - who can forget the comfort of suckling on their mother's bosom? 1 day 8 hrs ago Report Abuse Pansie 1 please, how old were you when you quit? 1 day 8 hrs ago | Remove Ken M 1 5 like most folks i was only a teen but who wouldnt jump at the chance of having more feeding? one
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    Cuisine - Cinnamon Rolls with Cream Cheese Glaze By bon appétit magazine | Shine Food Recommend 924 Tweet 57 Email ollegeHumor Ken M 4 days ago | Remove o 3 Um They arent rolls theyre pies. Technicaly anything baked is a form of pie 1 0 Sorry Ken. Rolls are not a form of pie. Pie is a pastry. Totally different type of dough. 3 days ago | Report Abuse Jerry Houston, Texas 3 days ago Report Abuse Paul San Diego, Caifornia 0 cookies are pies? regular old rolls are pies? Ken M 3 days ago Remove 0 pi
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    Food - The 10 Commandments of Perfect Mashed Potatoes By Gabriella Vigoreaux Epicurious November 20, 2014 Ken M 3 days ago also it is healthier with NO salt and you can substitute the potatoes with mashed bananas Ted C 3 days ago Yeah, a big serving of mashed bananas with my tur- key is so delicious Ken M 2 days ago we pour hot gravy on the banana mush and then you stuff the turkey with banana peels
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    Text - Science panel: Get ready for extreme weather AP Associated Press By SETH BORENSTEIN AP 5 hrs ago fRecommend in Share Tweet 216 Email 2k 43 Print WASHINGTON (AP) Think of the Texas drought, floods in Thailand and Russia's devastating heat waves as coming attractions in a warming world Comment from Ken M Ken M 4 hours ago 4 when will we take the threat seroiusly. a powerful enough hurrycane could blow our earth away from the sun 4 hours ago Report Abuse Hicksville, United States Anonymous I
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    Text - Dog People vs. Cat People: The Surprising Differences Digest By Reader's Digest Magazine Pets - Fri, Dec 2, 2011 4:48 PM EST Ken M 16 hours ago Remove 1 0 don't forget about the mole people who live in our precious sewers
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    Games - Fall Games Guide 2012 What's hot as the weather cools down. Ken M 10 hours ago Remove 4 todays young people dont have time for video games Sara A 55 minutes ago Report Abuse 0 You are joking right? Video games is one thing the young people play all the tim. 24/7 Ken M 4 minutes 3 seconds ago Remove 0 then how come they wont play atari with there grandpa
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    Product - Hottest Baby Names HELLO By BabyCenter Moments Of Motherhood-9 hours ago TOP100 Recommend 1k 60 Tweet Email Remove Ken M 2 hours ago the lewdly suggestive photo was NOT necessary, show some class and just write a straigtforward article Jeff 2 hours ago Report Abuse Whats lewd about two babies crawing? if sex even enters your mind when you look at this photo you should probably get help. 2 hours ago Remove Ken M a proper diaper should be no shorter than 2 inches above the knees
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    Text - Ken M Following @horseysurprise mountains get big cause they have no natural predators RETWEETS LIKES 658 1,203 8:48 PM-11 Dec 2016 21 13658 1.2K
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    Text - Once a Great Flop, Now Sold for Billions f Share 422 retweet 46 Ehe New ork Eimes Email Print Companies: Diamond Foods, Inc. I Procter & Gamble Co. I Walgreen Co. ANDREW MARTIN, On Tuesday April 5, 2011. 10:10 pm EDT Related Quotes In announcing the sale of Pringles on Tuesday, Procter & Gamble concluded what had been a tumultuous, sometimes zany, 50-year Symbol Price Change experiment in engineered food. DMND 61.61 +0.62 Ken M Wed Apr 06, 2011 05:51 pm EDT 12 This is one of those tried-a
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    Text - Childhood comic collection expected to fetch $2M By Associated Press Unplugged-1 hour 28 minutes ago Recommend 39 Tweet 0 Email Print COMICS By Jamie Stengle, Associated Press 21 hours ago | Remove o2 Ken M comics are actualy a great leaming tool for a child's brains, they teach about the diffrences between right and wrong- our little grandson only reads comics and he got a high score on a IQ test L! 20 hours ago Report Abuse Hazegray You saying that without comics your grandson would be
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    Text - Angelina Jolie Says She's Lucky She 'Didn't Die Young' By Joseph Brannigan Lynch Movie Talk-4 hours ago 455 Ken M about an hour ago Remove 2 looks like Billy Bob's little girl FINALY growed up, praise God Reply Jet about an hour ago Report Abuse 3 0 Billy Bob is her ex-husband Ken M about an hour ago Remove 0 3 I know but she divorced him when she found out he was her real dad
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    Product - McDonald's 36 reviewsDetails $ Fast FoodO Edit Park Cortlandt St M Fult 9A Fulton St Fulton St Zuccotti Park Google St wWall St Map data C2014 Gooale Cliff St 160 Broadway Manhattan, NY 10038 Financial District Edit R 6 ACO N R 2 Get Directions (212) 385-2063 5/21/2014 store was too crowded so me and my grandson ate our meals in the bathroom and some customers didnt wash there hands West St E Greenwich St Spruce St Gold S
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    Fireworks - Y! Big Story: Lesser known truths about Fourth of July By Vera H-C Chan | Yahoo! News Tue, Jul 3, 2012 1 day 0 hrs ago Remove 0 3 Ken M In England we don't obsess over our minor victories with tacky, borish displays. 1 day 0 hrs ago Report Abuse T.C. New York, New York 2 With all due respect, freeing oneself from the most powerful military and economic power in the world could hardly be described as a "minor victory." Paul Los Angeles, California 1 day 0 hrs ago Report Abuse 1 AMERIC
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    Text - Reports claim UFO whizzes past International Space Station Published May 17, 2017 Fox News SecureTeam10 (Credit SecureTeam 10 YouTube channel) KenM 1 day ago saucer shape flying saucers would break apart in space cause theyre not aerodynamic Like Reply Tim36 1 day ago Discs are extremely aerodynamic, ever seen a frisbee? Furthermore there is no air or gas of any kind in space to provide any resistance on said dynamics! 1 Like Reply KenM 23 hours ago then how come planets are shape like a
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    Text - Papa John's finally gets some love for its stance against Obamacare By Brendan James The Ticket-4 hrs ago PIZZA PAPA JOHNS Nev UFF JNC SN-E Taste the Difference 16 mins ago | Remove Ken M 0 Pizza should be topped with pepperony's, not politics. Something tells me the next time order pizza, I won't be giving the Papa John's driver a tip 17 mins ago | Report Abuse Jim 0 Why take it out on the poor delivery guy? Order a pizza pick up and don't show if you want to hurt the business. 16 mins a
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    Text - Crowds swamp church in Spain after 'Holy Grail' claim Y xtf AFP March 31, 2014 10:26 AM ORLDNEWSNSTANT INDEX Their studies led them to identify the upper part of the goblet as the grail-- one of the most prized relics in Christianity. Ken M 2 days ago Scripture tells us that the Son of God would never drink from a cup made of gold and rubies Michael 2 days ago the gold wasn't part of the original cup, pinhead. Ken M 2 days ago But the Bible says Christ lapped from a humble dog bowl
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    Text - Orson Scott Card, Anti-Gay Author, Responds To 'Ender's Game' Boycott Campaign Be the first of your friends to like this. Tweet f Share Like Ken M Commented 5 hours ago in Gay Voices Submit "ever notice how liberals only believe in free speech when" Favorite (0) Reply follegetHumon GuiltyUndertaker Youll find a rainbow when you come running to me 796 Fans Become a fan 5 hours ago( 1:48 PM) Ever notice how conservatives think free speech should be free of consequences? Reply Favorite (0) F
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    Text - 20% 6:42 PM Timeline Photos TWEET https://m.facebook.com facebook Sgt. Pepper's Timing Was As Good As Its Music Fifty years ago, the Beatles released their masterpiece into a world ready to embrace a rock album as art 5.3k 349 257 By Jack Hamilton Ken M 3 hours ago Good article, and I would add that it was the first pop music to employ both the white and black keys on the piano, shattering a musical template that had been in use since the early 1950s. Like Reply Sam 2 hours ago "I would a
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    Job - Aunt V, The World's Oldest Person, Dies In Jamaica At 117 Carla Herreria HuffPost September 15, 2017 Dis tetin Ken M 11 hours ago KmMy great-grandmother Marybeth turns 119 this month. Let's take a minute to honor a true AMERICAN hero. Reply Replies (2) 48 SE Someone Else 9hours ago But apparently there is no documentation or proof huh? So my great grandma is 389 then this month. 270 older than yours. With no proof. Reply 4 km Ken M 2hours ago @Someone Else Marybeth's birth certificate was
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    Soil - Sidewalk Crater This illusion's a blast. Ken M 22 hours ago Remove kind of makes you question what is real and what is just a sidewalk drawing
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    Text - America's Most Surprising Six-Figure Jobs By Jacquelyn Smith, Forbes Ken M 14 days ago Do what you love and the money will follow. Our son is an artist in NYC and he makes 6K Grant 14 days ago Wow a big 500 a month. I hope that is 60k or 600k not 6000. Ken M 14 days ago a 6K-figure job is enough to afford to live in NYC which is more than most people can say Steven 14 days ago 5 0 I don't think you understand the question Ken. Is that he is making $6Ka year? That is less than the part tim
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    Text - Ken M @horseysurprise grandson just caught the first dead leaf of fall on his tongue
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    Text - Pampers 13,206,936 likes 348, 56 1 talking about this Ken M Pampers we are teaching our grandson that clean diapers are a privelige not a right Like Comment Pampers likes this. Stephanie Myers What!!! Of course it a "right" to have a clean diaper, babies need a clean diaper every time!!! How horrible Like Reply 16 hours ago Brittany Black OMG AND PAMPERS "LIKED" this! WOw, I WAS a HUUUGE pampers fan, NOT ANYMORE! Like Reply 21 hours ago Brittany Black are you kidding me?????? ^ SOMEONE CA
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    Text - Higgs Boson Search: CERN Releases New Data Said To Narrow Hunt For 'God Particle' Getty Images 12/13/11 10:04 AM ET Ap JOHN HEILPRIN ReactInspiring Funny Obsolete Scary Must-Have Amazing Innovative Nerdy GENEVA Scientists hunting for an elusive sub-atomic particle say they've found "intriguing hints" that it exists. Ken M 13 minutes ago(10:20 AM) a poem by my wife, please share this the scientist met the Lord in heaven and said "Lord God, I tried to find you with a fancy machine "But afte
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    Text - Sausage, Egg & Cheese DJimmyDean Jimmy Dean Sausage 256,997 likes 391 talking about this Ken MJimmy Dean Sausage July 9 at 1:28pma i was suppose to get a free sample of your sausage product but they ran out Jimmy Dean Sausage Hi Ken Thanks for getting in touch. Can you please send us a direct message (located under our cover photo) with your contact information so we can help? Like Reply 1 July 9 at 4:55pm Ken M thank you please send the sausage to 3250 Beulah Rd Pensacola FL 32526 Like 7
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    Text - Homeless Man's Honest Deed Rewarded with $16K Donation, and Counting By William Browning | Yahoo! Contributor Network - Thu, Feb 21, 2013 fShare 9659 in Share Tweet 733 Email Print 8 hrs ago | Remove 1 4 Ken M hell probly blow it all on food and shelter Gary W 7 hrs ago Report Abuse 1 Food and shelter are the basic things for survival, what did you mean by saying that is "blowing" it? Maybe for you there are more urgent and important things- like crack? 6 hrs ago Remove Ken M how come he
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    Text - What to Eat When You Want to Ditch Belly Cellulite Jenny Sugar Popsugar US July 6, 2017 RCF km Ken M 1 day ago we got the Fitpit and lost 2 lbs in less than a wk Hide replies Reply 1 day ago WW "Fitpit"? 0 km Ken M 1 day ago the Fitpit helps folks develop rock-hard armpits 0 0 II
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