Learn From No I Don't Usually Smell Like This's Fail

If you have a job interview the next morning, make sure your parents don't have plumbing work scheduled. And when you forget and have no water for a shower, DON'T use the jugs of water your Mom rushes to offer so you can at least wash your hair. They will be old milk jugs... Milk jugs that hadn't been washed out thoroughly... and sitting out for a week. Sewers and open graves will be totally envious of your new smell. #LFMF