When in the middle of an argument because your girlfriend isn't comprehending blue balls aren't funny, don't tell her "This could hurt for a couple days. Women don't understand this kind of prolonged pain." Your case of blue balls will get considerably worse. And more painful.
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![15+ Workers who quit on the spot: 'It was worth it to watch [the manager] stand up to the VP like that'](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAI=)
15+ Workers who quit on the spot: 'It was worth it to watch [the manager] stand up to the VP like that'
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Team working 50 hours per week all quit at the same time: 'If there's anything we can do to keep you, let me know'
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15+ Employees who couldn't make it 1 day without getting fired: 'They hired me but never told me, so I was fired'
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‘I honestly didn’t mean it as revenge, I just didn’t want to rearrange my life for someone who didn’t keep her word’: Guy refuses to help his friend Maya move after Maya bailed on helping him move months earlier
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29-year-old gets big raise, and her unemployed fiancé keeps saying “we” when referring to her income, pushing her to demand credit: ‘He didn’t get a raise. He’s between jobs right now. I’ve been covering most expenses for months’
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