(When I got mono) Dad: Alex, Will, Jon, Vince, Jason... Mom: How are you going after them dear? Dad: Alphabetically of course Mom (to me): Alex is done for, but if you tell Will now he might be able to run.
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Employee gets fired on the spot after giving their 2-week notice, boss then calls them later begging them to come back and finish out their notice period: 'I gave 2 weeks' notice. They fired me on the spot, then begged me to finish the week'
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33-year-old woman gets even with entitled passenger who stole her seat on a 7-hour flight: 'Do I feel bad that I ruined her flight? No.'
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Restaurant manager tells 16-year-old employee to leave after blaming her for something she didn’t do, then tries to fire her for actually leaving not realizing it was all on camera: 'That sounded like approval, didn't it?'
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Candidate gets berated for not showing up to "their" new job, even though they never even accepted or received a formal offer for that job: 'We still hadn't discussed my salary'
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'Make me one!': Entitled neighbor demands resident make him garbage can cart for free, resident refuses
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