Before making a tasteless gay joke, make sure that the girl standing at her locker right next to you is not, in fact, a lesbian. She will not be amused, and the fact that she's five foot two will not prevent her from braining you with her English binder. Everyone will laugh at you.
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15+ Workers who quit on the spot: 'It was worth it to watch [the manager] stand up to the VP like that'
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Team working 50 hours per week all quit at the same time: 'If there's anything we can do to keep you, let me know'
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15+ Employees who couldn't make it 1 day without getting fired: 'They hired me but never told me, so I was fired'
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16-year-old homeschooler refuses to speak to her parents until they enroll her in public school: 'They didn't teach me anything, I only know the very basics that you would give a kindergartener.'
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