When being a nice guy and not whacking the rat in your compost bin with a shovel, remember that relocating him to the far side of a nearby garage may involve a ballistic arc that intersects the open window of your neighbor's car. She will be unimpressed with your humane treatment of rodents. #LFMF
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![15+ Workers who quit on the spot: 'It was worth it to watch [the manager] stand up to the VP like that'](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAI=)
15+ Workers who quit on the spot: 'It was worth it to watch [the manager] stand up to the VP like that'
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Team working 50 hours per week all quit at the same time: 'If there's anything we can do to keep you, let me know'
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16-year-old homeschooler refuses to speak to her parents until they enroll her in public school: 'They didn't teach me anything, I only know the very basics that you would give a kindergartener.'
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Employee leaves work after being 15 minutes late to their 8-hour shift, blames company policy forbidding employees from clocking in late: ‘Why bother?’
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