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Had Pizza Instead of Roast

35 minutes is WAAAAAYYY too long to broil just about anything and is hot enough to light oil on fire. Result: quick lesson in how to use a fire extinguisher for my 3 year old, immediate purchase of a new oven and dinner out for a week. #LFMF
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