When having your boyfriend help you hold something down to super-glue it to something else, make sure he doesn't scratch the itch in his crotch. You may laugh until you cry, but the tears in his eyes are from the impromptu brazillian he just gave himself. And you'll sleep on the couch. #LFMF
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Homeowner asks elderly neighbors to stop parking in his driveway, they refuse and tell him he's being "too rigid": '[They] suddenly started to use my driveway, first for a couple of hours and by now they are just straight up occupying it'
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