New Husband

When your husband starts winking at attractive ladies in bars when you're on a date with him, it's time to wonder whether he's faithful. When he refers to you as "no one special, just his wife," it's time to get a new husband. When he's drunk and sleeps with two other women, it's time to find a new man. When you have ignored all these signs and find that he has been cheating on you for five months, it's time to post on LFMF. #LFMF