Blue Derp

My daughter on a sugar high.. she had a blue frosted cake with blue roses.

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Aunt lets 19-year-old niece move in after her dad remarries and allows stepmom to pretend her 7-year-old sister is her biological daughter, faces family anger: 'She told her dad she hated him and that he betrayed her mom'

Aunt lets 19-year-old niece move in after her dad remarries and allows stepmom to pretend her 7-year-old sister is her biological daughter, faces family anger: 'She told her dad she hated him and that he betrayed her mom'

Kids jump the fence to use neighbor's pool even though they didn't ask for permission, then act offended when neighbor reports them: ‘You ignored the sign that said private property’

Kids jump the fence to use neighbor's pool even though they didn't ask for permission, then act offended when neighbor reports them: ‘You ignored the sign that said private property’

Employee asks to work remotely while office bathroom is out of order, boss denies request: 'I’ve been skipping food and water from 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. on office days'

Employee asks to work remotely while office bathroom is out of order, boss denies request: 'I’ve been skipping food and water from 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. on office days'

Mother-in-law paints over son and daughter-in-law’s home while they’re on vacation, they call the cops on her after finding out she drained their bank account as well: “I raised you, so you owe me the money”

Mother-in-law paints over son and daughter-in-law’s home while they’re on vacation, they call the cops on her after finding out she drained their bank account as well: “I raised you, so you owe me the money”

Neighbors’ children and unauthorized daycare kids turn woman’s driveway into playground and toy dump, until she snaps, destroys their bikes and games, and gets the city involoved: ‘One woman and her sister watching 20-30 kids, I went down to city hall’

Neighbors’ children and unauthorized daycare kids turn woman’s driveway into playground and toy dump, until she snaps, destroys their bikes and games, and gets the city involoved: ‘One woman and her sister watching 20-30 kids, I went down to city hall’

Landlord lectures fresh out of hospital tenant about working hard and saving money while using the property as storage space for his four vehicles, two dirt bikes, snowmobile, boat, camper, and trailer: ‘He's aging and out of touch’

Landlord lectures fresh out of hospital tenant about working hard and saving money while using the property as storage space for his four vehicles, two dirt bikes, snowmobile, boat, camper, and trailer: ‘He's aging and out of touch’