When you realize the Tootsie Roll you are attempting to eat has been in the vending machine longer than you’ve been in college, GIVE UP - before your attempts to bite into it result in your snapping it in half and dragging a sharp edge down your chin. NOBODY will believe how you got that cut. #LFMF
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15+ Workers who quit on the spot: 'It was worth it to watch [the manager] stand up to the VP like that'
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Employee gets fired after they leave 1-star review on the landscaper who works with the company due to their poor service: ‘My business isn't with them’
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16-year-old homeschooler refuses to speak to her parents until they enroll her in public school: 'They didn't teach me anything, I only know the very basics that you would give a kindergartener.'
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29-year-old gets big raise, and her unemployed fiancé keeps saying “we” when referring to her income, pushing her to demand credit: ‘He didn’t get a raise. He’s between jobs right now. I’ve been covering most expenses for months’
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