actually my dog ate it

When trying to write an essay and you find out you can whistle with your pen cap. Do NOT in a lapse of boredom try and whistle a complicated song with said pen cap. You will swallow it, go to ER, and have to explain to your teacher in front of your class as to why you didn't hand in the essay. #LFMF

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