The Last Thing It'll Ever Read

If you stay late at work and lock the door after the last person leaves so you can do some "private browsing" for a fap session, don't use the workstation you have to stand up to use with the card reader just below waist level. But if you do, make sure you don't overshoot the kleenex, causing said card reader (which gets used constantly) to never function again, no matter how much you try to clean it out. #LFMF