If you stay late at work and lock the door after the last person leaves so you can do some "private browsing" for a fap session, don't use the workstation you have to stand up to use with the card reader just below waist level. But if you do, make sure you don't overshoot the kleenex, causing said card reader (which gets used constantly) to never function again, no matter how much you try to clean it out. #LFMF
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15+ Workers who quit on the spot: 'It was worth it to watch [the manager] stand up to the VP like that'
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16-year-old homeschooler refuses to speak to her parents until they enroll her in public school: 'They didn't teach me anything, I only know the very basics that you would give a kindergartener.'
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Employee gets fired after they leave 1-star review on the landscaper who works with the company due to their poor service: ‘My business isn't with them’
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29-year-old gets big raise, and her unemployed fiancé keeps saying “we” when referring to her income, pushing her to demand credit: ‘He didn’t get a raise. He’s between jobs right now. I’ve been covering most expenses for months’
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