If you show mercy to the big grasshopper in your big garden, and don't kill him with the scissors just because he looks so cool and "all creatures deserve a refuge," in a few weeks you will be grab-and-squishing HUNDREDS of baby green grasshoppers with your bare hands. (It's the only way to get 'em, they're so fast). #LFMF
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