(In a booth at a restaurant) Dad: This music makes my balls vibrate. Mom: What?! Dad: It's the bass. Can't you feel it? Mom: Not in my balls, no.
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16-year-old sells her 37-year-old stepmother's vintage prom dress behind her back so she could buy new headphones: 'The dress is 100% silk, one of a kind, and the brand doesn't exist anymore'
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New boss calls employee unprofessional for asking a question during meeting, so employee brings in union rep and gets her fired: 'Big boss thanked me as he wanted to get rid of her but hadn't known how'
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