Dad Jokes Flood the Viral TikTok Trend: "What's Your Favorite Joke That Cracks You Up Every Time That Nobody Else Thinks Is Funny"

So many puns, so many dumb punchlines… *Healing the world with comedy*

Posted by Elna McHilderson

There are two types of reactions people will have when hearing these jokes: 1. You'll laugh, maybe cry, and immediately go try them out on someone you care about who will probably react by moaning in pain. Or 2. It's taking every bit of strength in your body from punching your screen right now.

The viral TikTok trend didn't necessarily ask for a gathering off all dad jokes from TikTokers, but you know how dad jokers are—they simply can't hold it in. I'm sparing you have any puns in this lead up to the collection of the world's dumbest jokes below, so you're welcome. You may or may not regret finding out about these jokes, but either way, you're not going to be able to look away…

Why did the duck get arrested? (Original video)

He was selling QUACK. (I'm so sorry.)

A Frog Goes to a Bank…

I… I can't even type this one out. Just listen to it at your own risk.

One corpse asks another, “Why are you rotting?…"

The other says, “I decay!” (Like “idk," get it??)

Why can't Severus Snape be the herbology teacher?

Because he can't keep Lillies alive…. I'm so sorry to Harry Potter fans reading this. And, actually, also non-Harry Potter fans.

Difference between dirty bus stop and lobster with a boob job…

One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean… (KILL ME.)

Joke for Philosophy Majors

Again, please watch on your own. Don't include me in this.

X-Rays are Exactly What the Doctor was Afraid of:

Spoiler: She's afraid of skeletons.

How do you make Holy water?

You boil the hell out of it… Please forgive me.

Moth Goes to a Pediatrist

Long story short, the moth has a lot of personal issues, pediatrist doesn't understand why the moth is there and not a therapist office, and the moth says it's because he left his light on…