Sleep When You're Dead, Climb Fences When You're Drunk!

'You don't get special treatment for completing the race': Marathon employee puts runner in her place when she reaches the finish line and tries to enter staff grounds 1

'So I stopped taking vacations': Security guard discovers company only pays them for 1 hour per day while using vacation time 2

'Wasn't given as a joke': 15 Teacher Appreciation Week gifts that are making teachers roll their eyes 3

Custodian walks out of job after micromanaging new boss makes impolite comments: 'You deal with it, I'm going home' 4

'Either I accept it or I quit': Project director gives employee ultimatum 5

‘Go (work somewhere else) team’: Company cuts employees' hours but demands they double the sales, employees collectively decide to do the bare minimum instead. 6

'Wasn't given as a joke': 15 Teacher Appreciation Week gifts that are making teachers roll their eyes 1

‘It’s unreal': Farmers band together to dump unsold apples from their orchards, explaining it's due to high prices set by grocery stores 2

'You have to work for it': Incorruptible professor outsmarts an entitled dad when he tries to buy straight A's for his daughter 3

Top 10+ stories of technologically incompetent parents: 'My mother [uses] FB status as a search engine' 4

Custodian walks out of job after micromanaging new boss makes impolite comments: 'You deal with it, I'm going home' 5

'Either I accept it or I quit': Project director gives employee ultimatum 6