(My dad and I talking about our funerals) Me: You know what dad? Dad: Hmm? Me: I want to have a really nice funeral with poppies and lilacs..(sigh) Dad looks at me like I'm crazy. Dad: You know what? When I die, I want to be put in my casket face down, so anybody who doesn't like me can just go ahead and kiss my dead ass! Me: O.o
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