Risky Relationships: At Least I Got Tourist Girls

After not seeing your good friend who is also your dreamgirl for the first time well over in year, go ahead, tell her how you really feel. But fyi, she will start to sob before she tells you she doesn't feel the same. You'll now be out of your dreamgirl, a good friend and an awesome care package sender when you're on your next deployment. #LFMF