21 Probably Fake Dad Texts That Are Hilariously Accurate

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Apr 25, 2018 10:00 PM EDT

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  • 01
    Text - Dad Messages Edit Dad, remember how you gave me your old phone? Yes? Well.... I was playing around with it right? Yeah? Nice pictures of mom... S t....
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    Text - Dad Messages Edit Hi daddy! Sorry I couldn't see you on fathers day it is ok, i forgive you this time) Mom said you guys took your out for a ride. Wish I could have gone too:( OH MY GOSH DAD NO I WROTE KAYAKI SWEAR oh my gosh I am sorry that's not what I meant your mother hasn't taken that out for a ride in years. ha ha call you tomorrow
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    Text - 2:30 PM 95% alVerizon Dad Messages Edit Dec 26, 2012 2:14 PM Dad there's a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it? Pls hurry because I'm going to cry Dad Dad Dec 26, 2012 2:30 PM Dad is dead. You're next. Love, Moth Text Message Send
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    Text - come on down, dinner is ready Be there in a min, I'm doing Lauren. who the is lauren if she is your girlfriend, she can have some dinner too. Dad! I meant laundry. I'm not a lesbian. that's a shame. men are now come eat
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    Text - Dad Messages Edit $chool I$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need. $<3$ I KNOW that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task. <3
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    Text - Dad Messages Edit I'm going to a party Will you be drinking? No Will you be doing drugs? No Will you be having sex? Then why the going? are you No
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    Text - AT&T 3G 97% 9:41 AM Dad Messages Edit Hey, do you want me to buy you something from the store? Some condoms. going out w/ some girls...I need protection. Son. Yessssss? Your face is protection enough.
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    Text - Dad Edit Messages Dad I think I got my girlfriend pregnant? WHAT?!?!?!?!!? Just kidding. l just failed my bio exam :P THANK GOD!!!!!
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    Text - Dad Edit Messages What do you want for your birthday? A girlfriend that's not crazy You should ask for something more realistic. Like a dragon.
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    Text - Dad Messages Edit Hey Dan I can't wait to see your 8====D tonight xoxo Ashley, check who you're texting this is your father. And I know what 8====D means. What does it mean then? It's a smile, of course That's right Dad! ...as in the smile on my face when I know your home grounded and not out playing with Dan's 8-=-D
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    Text - (DAD) Edit Messages Hey son! Which phone do you like most? Samsung S3 or iphone 5? OMG DAD!!!!!! | LIKE THE S3! OMG THANKS DAD!!! It's not for you. Its for you sister.
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    Text - What is Harry Potters favorite way of getting down a hill? 6:37 PM I don't know. What? 6:38 PM Walking 6:38 PM JK ROLLING 6:39 PM :) 6:39 PM
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    Text - Dad Edit Messages Hey whats up? Gas prices. Lol, dad. I meant like what are you doing? Your mom. I want to move out. Send
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    Text - Dad Messages Edit Could u pick me up? Why? What happened??? The teacher pointed at me w the ruler and said "At the end of this ruler is an idiot" and I asked which end... So I got suspended :/ Hahahahaha YOU ARE AWESOME!!! You're not even grounded : Send
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    Text - l. Verizon 10:41 PM Dad Messages Edit Contact Info Call Text Message Dec 28, 2011 10:01 PM It is 10 pm where are you? I am in a dark alley with my drug dealer trying to get a good deal on his new batch of weed As long as I know where you are. Tert AA
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    Text - Dad Messages Edit Hey honey, how's your day? Good. I'm having the best weed of my life. Oh me too...where did you get your's from NO NO NO I meant WEEK!!!! Wait what dad? Lets not tell mom about this conversation...
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    Text - DarthVader Messages Edit Luke, I am your father. Seriously? That joke's old. Btw, who is this? Someone hacked into my phone and changed all the names. No, seriously. I'm your father. Mom wants you to come home. Did you just seriously hacked into my phone yesterday just to change your contact name to 'DarthVader' to say that? Yeah. Sometimes I hate my name.
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    Text - Dad Cell Messages Edit Trying to wish you happy fathers day but your phone is OFF. Unhappy fathers day. You remembered! Yes. I may be your least fav child but I have the best memory I don't have a favorite child. I dislike everyone equally, and each in their own special ways. That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me
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    Text - Daddy:) Messages Edit Rofl Lshidmtamsfo Do you know what that means? Laughing so hard I dropped my taco and my sombrero fell off ВОOM BEST. DAD. EVER
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    Text - 15/09/2013 9:17 PM What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue? I don't know You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna. Hehehehehehe What about the glue? I knew you'd get stuck there. Oh god!
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    Text - 1:02 PM 40% l Verizon 3G Dad Messages Edit In a meeting In a meeting In a meeting In a meeting In a meeting In a meeting In a meeting In a meeting Are you in a meeting? No, why?
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