Good Idea: Getting that breast reduction you really needed. Better idea: Resting and taking your meds like the doctor said. Poor Idea: Thinking that you are up to helping take care of your friend's younger brother. Terrible idea: Playing any game that may involve pushing, such as cops and robbers (you're the robber) Results: 10yr old boy punches you in the boob. Boy: is scarred for life and may now end up gay. You: Have busted a stitch and are now bleeding (for days) and very uncomfortable
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