If you're a senior, and you feel like picking a fight with one of the freshmen, pick any of them EXCEPT the "itty bitty" one with "funny ears" that just moved from "boring ol' cornland". Why? 1-He's from Iowa 2-Those "funny ears" are Cauliflour Ears 3-He's a nationally ranked wrestler committed to Penn State (2011 NCAA Champs). You will may get in a good hit, but he won't feel it, and you WILL have some explaining to do when you get to the hospital AND when you go back to school. #LFMF
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