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28 Great Quotes From The Simpsons

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    Cartoon - IF IN FACT YOU'VE CONSUMED YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO LIVE THE VENOM OF THE BLOWFISH AND FROM WHAT THE CHEF'S TOLD ME IT'S QUITE PROBABLE mematic.net memartic.ne WELL, 22.I'M SORRYI KEPT YOU WAITING SO LONG 24 HOURS!
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    Animated cartoon - NO, yOU GOTTHEWRONG NUMBERTHIS IS 91... 2.
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    Cartoon - 0 can't wear a pink shirts to work, everybody wears white shirts. I'm not popular enough to be different.
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    Cartoon - FYS Will you cook my,dinner for me? My parents aren't around and I'm not allowed to turn on the stove.
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    Cartoon - ow! My EyE! IM NOT SUPPOSED TO GET PUDDING IN It!
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    Cartoon - Why do you mockme, ofLord? Homer,that's not God That's justa waffle that Barttossed up there.
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    Cartoon - HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?O COULD CALL MY MA WHENHM UP HERE HEY MA, GET OFF THE DANG ROOF!
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    Cartoon - Ifa cow ever got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you care about.
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    Cartoon - The most rewarding part was when he gave me my money.
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    Cartoon - Don't make me runt 0m full of chocolate!
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  • 11
    Cartoon - I have three kids and no money Why can't Ihave no kids and three money
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    Cartoon - Which one of you is the mailman?
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    Cartoon - Hey Cool, I'm dead!
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  • 14
    Cartoon - think we hit something. thope it's Flanders.
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    Cartoon - WECALLED THAT "THE STINGER. IGH LAK S. LEY SZYSLAK LAND 5 tHEY DONTLET yOU USE THAT NO MORE ERMAN
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    Cartoon - Net Lotto PICKS EEKLY Homer, is this the way you pictured married life? - Yeah pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries JASH
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    Cartoon - Isn't that clever? It looks like a Cadillac drove right into the building! HELP ME!
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    Cartoon - My eyes The goggles do nothing
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    Cartoon - CLOU SU AUNNY O moved here from Canada and they think I'm slow, eh?
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    Cartoon - ANCE DOES TH HAIL SATAN PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE DOs NOT END VWITH HAIL SATAN THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE DOES NOT END WITH HAIL SATAN THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANC NOT END WITH HAIL S THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIAN NOT END WITH HAIL THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIAN NOT END WITH HAIL
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    Cartoon - FYS What's the point of going out? We're just gonna wind up back here anyway
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    Cartoon - I'm Moe. Or as the ladies like to call me, Hey, you behind the bushes
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    Cartoon - Until now, this was the only way to get juice from an orange You mean there's a better way?
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    Cartoon - Loud Gulp] Ahh! Sweet liquor eases the pain.
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    Cartoon - l always just figured my wife was my soul mate, but if it's not Marge, who is it? Where do I begin looking? This really goes beyond my training as a furniture salesman.
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    Cartoon - Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers CORECO
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    Cartoon - Doughnuts?1 told you I don't like ethnic food.
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    Cartoon - YOULL HAVE TO SPEAK UP TM WEARINGA TOWEL
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