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Attention: That Bot-Written Olive Garden Ad Is Actually A Meme

We've seen bot-generated chapters of Harry Potter and Seinfeld episodes, so when we first saw Keaton Patti's bot-written Olive Garden commercial, we didn't bat an eye. The dialogue is hilariously and perfectly off, it's so bad it seems real. Alas, some (many) things on the internet are just too good to be true, and our friends at Gizmodo made us meme freaks feel pretty frickin' dumb.

It turns out that Mr. Patti, a writer who has contributed to the New Yorker, and, tellingly, The Onion, has written these fake masterpieces before. He's not the only one. The meme is apparently abundant on Twitter. The fact that even bigger media outlets fell for us makes it a little better, but we still have to hand it to these memers for their dedication and creativity. 

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    Text - OLIVE GARDEN COMMERCIAL INT. OLIVE GARDEN RESTAURANT A group of FRIENDS laughs at a dinner table. A WAITRESS comes to deliver what could be cons:idered food WAITRESS Pasta nachos for you We see the pasta nachos. They're warm and defeated. FRIEND 1 The menu is here WAITRESS Lasagna wings with extra Italy We see the lasagna wings. There's more Italy than necessary FRIEND 2 I shall eat Italian citizens WAITRESS Unlimited stick. We see the unlimited stick. It is infinite. It is all
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    Text - FRIEND 3 Leave without me. I'm home. WAITRESS Gluten Classico. From the kitchen We the Gluten classico from the kitchen. We have no reason not to believe believe the waitress that it is Friend 4 says nothing. FRIEND 1 What is wrong, Friend 4? Friend 4 says nothing. FRIEND 2 Friend 4, what is wrong, Friend 4? Friend 4 smiles wide. Her mouth is full of secret soup. ANNOUNCER (wet voice) Olive Garden. When You're Here, You're Here.
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    Mr. Patti's take on 'Saw'

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    Here come the memes.

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    Another Patti gem.

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