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me and dad at kitchen table eating dinner dad:you know, our family should be a sitcom me: because you have a son who was suspended for practical jokes, a gay son whose boyfriend lives with us, and .... dad: no. then any guy your sister dated would be an actor and if he got her pregnant i could sue him for millions me:oh

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