(shopping with my mom for a school presentation) Mom: What about this one? (holds up hot pink dress) Me: haha, nah I think I'll pass. Mom: *nods* this one? (holds up green cocktail dress) Me: Mom you do know this is for a school presentation right? Mom: (ignores me and holds up a purple dress and gasps) I got laid for the first time in a dress like this!
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